british cars

Horribly made cars

British cars always never fail... to fail

by —tails May 1, 2018

British

The worst kind of person you could ever run into and they have horrible teeth

British guy: *stabs American guy*
American guy: I think not, scally wag! *pulls out gun*
British guy: I think yes, wally scag! *pulls out musket*

by Fishy1999thefish February 9, 2024

British centipede

A sexual act; partner 1 sits on top of partner 2’s agape mouth and shits in it, creating a link between the two.

Yeah, my mom was acting up so I pushed her to the floor and gave her a good ol’ British centipede.

by Aggressive sex haver April 6, 2024

British

People who don’t know how to use seasoning and don’t like brushing their teeth sadly. Also like taxing people for tea cause they poor.

American: Want to salt at least?
British man: no I like my potato’s plane

by The world doesn’t run on cake August 6, 2021

British Super Bowl

Watching the Super Bowl in the UK. Typically followed by tiredness (it goes on until 4 AM) and a rare occassion of an advert on The BBC

Lad 1: Why you so tired Lad 2?
Lad 2: British Super Bowl!
Lad 1: Thats why I don't like American Football.

by The Guy76667 February 4, 2013

Taking a British

When you are simultaneously taking a piss and a shit. Modeled after the popular British food combo,fish and chips.

Friend:Whats buddy doing?
You:Sorry im Taking a british rq.
Friend:Ok.

by Shakingmyheadindespair August 24, 2023

british

a type of people who doesn't have dentist's and can't live without tea and crumpets.

hay near the trolley and man was robbed by a British person for there tea.

by A offline gamer November 8, 2022