Jesse Creevey

A word to descibe what is quite possibly the single most attractive, raddest, hardcore, most non-asian kid on the block.
Johnno-Wow, did you see that guy's hat?

Scrotumface- Hell yaeh, What a cool little Jesse Creevey.
by Deathlord McJesse March 23, 2009
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Uncle Jesse

When two men are caught rubbing their anuses together.
Uncle Jesse saw the Duke boys rubbing their anuses together down by the crick. Uncle Jesse masterbated while Danny Tanner and Joey rubbed their anuses together.
by Last_Boy_Scout November 12, 2011
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jesse sorel

a boy that is small. he resembles a squirrel, and he laughs alot. Yes, he is short. And yes, calling him a squirrel is illegal unless you are julie.He happens to be ADORABLE!
Julie: MY SQUIRREL!
Jesse Sorel: What?
Otherhuman: SQUIRREL!
Jesse sorel: IM NOT YOUR SQUIRREL!
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Jess

A person who loves chicken nuggets and hates it when you touch her feet with yours. One time Emily tried to play footsie with her and the Jess stabbed her with her long grey gradient nails. Jess gets all the guys and always needs a shit. She also smells like a mixture between old grannies and fat sweatie farts. Don't trust her around your dog as she has a fetish for fluffy ears and will mess with them.
Joanne- Who's that playing with Beau's ears

Emily- it must be Jess
by Slothie_slag August 08, 2017
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compassionate jesse

A badass uncle Jesse who cares about the well being of his three nieces.
Wow Steph, he truly is a compassionate Jesse...look at how he helped me with my math homework.
by Don Everest April 03, 2005
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Pull a Jess

The action of stopping abruptly to communicate with someone without any prior warning. It also includes the action of not returning emails by periods, coming back, apologizing for not replying, and then going at it again. All these actions are usually done in the midst of a virtual dating / chatting process.
- Got any news of that girl from Ottawa recently?
- Well we wrote for awhile, but since last week, nothing!
- Hah! She pulled a Jess on you!

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- You're not going to pull a Jess on me, are you?
- *lol* no! i'll be there, don't worry!
by Ulvain February 26, 2008
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Jess Neely

Amazingly hot, beautiful, wonderful, perfect amazing girl who is loved to bits by a guy, and who means the world to him.
Person 1: Man... I'm so in love with Jess Neely, she is so perfect.
by Josh270593 May 05, 2010
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