Honorary Stoner

A person who like stoner things but does not smoke weed. One who chills with, talks like, acts like, and anything a stoner does but doen't smoke. Ressons can be because of differant things from not wanting to get busted to not being able to hold in smoke because of lung problems.
I am a 'Honorary stoner'.
by honorarystonerman October 04, 2010
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Stoner's Bible

Pocket sized bible carried by stoners that is used primarily for the small, thin sheets of paper in it as paper for joint rolling. Most stoner bibles are missing the blank pages from the back of the book and any low ink pages from elsewhere.
Yea, I was wondering why Dave had a bible in his room, then he told me it was a stoner's bible.

John and Tyler were out of papers, luckily they had a stoner's bible.
by Dave Elkins October 31, 2007
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synonyms: stoner

Somebody who enjoys smoking a lot of marijuana then eating and passing out.
George is such a stoner that he smoked four blunts, then went home, ate 3 packs of ramen and passed out on his couch.

Synonyms: stoner, pothead, junkie, junky, toker
by that-stoned-bitch December 01, 2013
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Stoners Creek

A derivative of Stoney Creek, and with the majority of young population using drugs and acting dumb.
There's that kid, he's a stoner from Stoners Creek.
by fruitland February 01, 2009
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Trump Stoner

An individual who supporters the Trump Campaign but also believes in the legalization of marijuana, often one who smokes regularly. A Trump Stoner truly loves his red, white, and green.
“Yo bro you see that guy in the maga shirt over there? Kids got a whole backwood in his ear what?!?!”

“Woah that guy smokes pot AND understands basic economics? That’s a true Trump Stoner right there, brother.”
by Libtardhater July 06, 2021
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Cong Stoner

When you are doing Cong too often and get high.
John: Did you do Cong again?

Mary: Yes
John: Be honest, are you a Cong Stoner?
by Caleo :P July 04, 2021
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Stoner dreams

Elaborate plans to do something or go somewhere and participate in an arbitrary activity, usually thought of while drunk and/or high. Then when you sober up, you realize that it's just never going to happen, or is a horrible idea.
Guy 1: Dude we should go rock climbing this weekend, wouldn't that be so fun?

Guy 2: Cmon man, that's stoner dreams, we're just gonna sit around all weekend getting high.
by sesamechicken February 23, 2012
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