squirt stains

Vaginal explosions on a sleeping surface.

Craigs bed was covered in kaylas squirt stains.

by Oxdaman October 27, 2017

Squirt

Typically theatrical, other wise known as piss and cum. Mainly piss like a leaky faucet . Undesirable unpredictable and messy

She's such a squirter reminds me of my leaky tap
Squirter like squirtel but you don't want to catch it at all

by SCOTT(NOT RACHAEL) BUT IT IS May 16, 2019

Squirts

When one has had to much liquid and to little food.

I had the squirts last night.

by It mom January 26, 2020

Donkey squirts

When a person has cramping in the stomach, as well as unholdable, uncontrollable diarrhea to the point where it makes you vocal

"Aaaaugh eeeeoooohhh"

I got the donkey squirts last night after eating that crunchwrap Supreme

by Yunglummy June 1, 2025

Squat and Squirt

This is a bathroom phrase for sitting down on a toilet and pooping.

"Ok boys, this is where we're gonna squat and squirt!"

"I'm gonna go squat and squirt, be right back."

"Squat now, or forever hold your squirt."

by ToughGuy33 October 10, 2023

Squirt

The act of expelling liquid during a female orgasm. Contrary to popular belief, this liquid does not come out of the woman's vagina, but in fact is scientifically proven to be mostly urine and is expelled from the urethra.

Those cam girls who brag about being able to squirt, really need to go to a urologist. They're incontinent.

by TheOneBallWonder December 19, 2021

sparkling squirt

a squirt + queef

yo that was crazy. i got hit with her sparkling squirt the other night.

by gryffindor common room June 7, 2022