Sit on a Dick

v. A sexual position involving a male sitting criss-cross apple sauce, and someone sits on his erected penis.
np. The penis-related equivalent to "go to hell."

1: "Baby, wanna sit on a dick?" he said. He sits criss-crossed, and she says, "Yes please...💋❤️"

by Churros_XD acc2 July 7, 2024

sit

Shortened from “situation”.
Shortened for seemingly no reason other than comedic effect.

“Bro, what you doing in this sit?”
“I don’t know, bro.”

by Motastic July 25, 2024

sitting pigeon

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im gonna buy a sitting pigeon

by B_ R_ U_ H October 28, 2021

Girl that sits next to me in Physics

she is a nerd
she thinks shes not a nerd but she literally plays sudoku
in an L math class
dumb nerd

person "Hey, are you new here?"
girl "Yes, but I already brought my new sudoku book to school. Want to play?"
person "Ew, nerd, no ones gonna be your friend because youre a dumb nerd"
girl "Okay.."
other person "Broooo thats the Girl that sits next to me in Physics shes such a nerd"
person "fr"

by ILOVEAMERICA4EVER February 10, 2023

Bert Kreischer sit-ups

A highly competitive exercise competition requiring each participant to insert a well lubricated prosthetic penis and or phallic shaped object(s) into the anus prior to performing maximum effort sit-ups. The goal is to perform the maximum amount of repetitions each round prior to the prosthetic penis and or phallic shaped object(s) fully dislodging from the body. A winner will be determined following ten rounds of continuous play with no more than a one minute break in between rounds.

those last few rounds of Bert Kreischer sit-ups was a gut check!

by Mr SlapNTickle March 20, 2023

Sit down lunch

A sit down lunch is a lunch where office staff and low energy sales people gather to gossip about co workers, complain, and just generally do nothing productive. These lunches are often long and have been known to be very heavy in caloric intake, which can lead to lack of productivity that’s sometimes lasts long into the night.

Austin, how was your sit down lunch today? Great Jim, I had to cut it short because the ribs special ended at 4pm.

by Smitty$ January 15, 2021

Urban Sitting

A recreational activity consisting of sitting in a lawn chair in the middle of the city. Particularly in a heavily traveled area so you may interact with the indigenous people.

Dude 1:"Dude, urban sitting tonight!?"
Dude 2:"I'm down! Grab some chairs!"

by copymaster114 November 14, 2011