Peemptive Strike

When you walk into the bathroom, drop the hatch, and whip it out before you get to the toilet, because you gotta pee so bad.

Person 1 - "I was in a huge hurry, so I had to hit that urinal with a peemptive strike"
Person 2 - "Sheeeeeeiit!"

by proooj March 23, 2016

Peemptive Strike

When you walk into the bathroom, drop the hatch, and whip it out before you get to the toilet, because you gotta pee so bad.

Person 1 - "I was in a huge hurry, so I had to hit that urinal with a peemptive strike"
Person 2 - "Sheeeeeeiit!"

by proooj March 23, 2016

Peemptive Strike

When you walk into the bathroom, drop the hatch, and whip it out before you get to the toilet, because you gotta pee so bad.

Person 1 - "I was in a huge hurry, so I had to hit that urinal with a peemptive strike"
Person 2 - "Sheeeeeeiit!"

by proooj March 23, 2016

premature evacuation

When you evacuate well before a scheduled fire drill.

When the afternoon fire drill alarm goes off and all of the employees are already across the street at a Christmas party ... that's premature evacuation.

by mikehauncheaux March 26, 2016

Premeditated Munchies

Food specifically for munchies bought prior to getting high. This prevents the burden from having to drive or be in public while high

I knew I was going to get stoned once I got home, so I stopped by the McDonald's drive thru for premeditated munchies

by IDONOTSMOKEWEED March 28, 2016

premature jokeulation

This is when you laugh prematurely when telling a joke.

I hate it when Tim tells jokes.

I know man, he always atarts laughing and can't finish.

Total premature jokeulation!

by JackandJilly April 9, 2016

Premature Ejokeulation

When a film uses its best jokes in the trailer, so there's nothing funny left to watch in the film.

Steve: Did you like The Simpsons Movie?
Matt: Ah, it was alright but the funniest thing was Spider-Pig and they used it in the trailer.
Steve: Yeah, I know what you mean, I hate premature ejokeulation.

by JanuaryOrchard September 14, 2016