polish my horn

TO clean the horns of a viking horn; or to suck some penis

she polish my horn last night.

by teh_pwner07777 January 14, 2008

Polish Popsicle Stand

when someone is in the act of taking a Polish Popsicle and proceeds to do a headstand or handstand or just turning upside down and taking one resulting in the Polish Popsicle Stand.

That girl was so drunk last night I made her agree to do a Polish Popsicle Stand so I made her do a headstand while she did the Polish Popsicle, that shit was the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life!!!

by Chrismoose Nault May 29, 2010

Polish Sully

\ˈpō-lish\ \ˈsə-lē\ 1.(noun) An improper understanding of "safe sex". 2.(Verb) During unprotected sex with woman you probably won't see again, before her climax, you pull out, ejaculate into a condom, drop it in her shoe and leave.

Guy 1: Hey, that girl you met last night seemed a little skanky. Think you should get tested?

Guy 2: No need. I gave her a Polish Sully and called it good

by Misanthrope365 November 6, 2011

Polish Doorhandle

The act sticking your hand up your partner's anus, pulling out poop, wiping it all over your dick and cockslapping your partner.

Dude, I totally gave that bitch a Polish Doorhandle.

by poopshack1233 June 30, 2012

golden polish

When a woman pees her panties and a man jerks off with them.

Dude, I gave myself a golden polish last night with Suzi's underwear. It was killer!

by Dominick Kociemba III August 3, 2007

Pole Polish

Slang for the act of oral sex on a man.

Guy 1 : "Wow, that chick gave him quite the pole polish in that adult movie we watched the other day."

Guy 2 : "Indeed."

by Testing Testerson January 12, 2009

The Polish Sail

This utilizes the same technique as the "Dutch Rudder" except you have no partner. So you are forced to use your other hand to move your arm.

Julie wasn't home so I couldn't do a dutch rudder, so I settled for the polish sail.

by Badfish98 March 15, 2009