Mars

4th planet from the sun, it is very red due to iron oxyde. It could support life if you did some terraforming. It is also very cold due to it having no atmosphere and being far away from the sun.

Mars is a very cool planet, all my homies like mars.

by flopgaming October 9, 2023

I'm just trying to get my kids to Mars

Code for "I want to bang this whale."

"Dude, she's big boned"
"I know man. I'm just trying to get my kids to Mars"

by Khyzer September 18, 2019

Mars Bar

A now-closed drinking establishment formerly located in the East Village neighborhood of Manhattan. It was widely considered to be New York City's premier location for getting yourself stabbed or picking up a communicable disease.

Guy 1: After the Mars Bar, then what?
Guy 2: The doctor.

by mondaymonday August 24, 2016

MAR

MAR - Mexican Ass Rumble

Damn bro I just ate 3 quesadillas, chips & queso, plus some sopapillas. I’m definitely going to have MAR tonight!

by 6ft weenie April 3, 2023

Eat a Mars Bar

Clenching and unclenching your buttcheeks as if there was a Mars Bar jammed inbetween them. This is to ensure you keep the blood flowing when standing still for a long period of time.

Instructor: To keep the blood flowing don't forget to eat a Mars Bar. Don't fully eat a Mars Bar, and don't produce a Mars Bar.

by jentlemangack December 4, 2020

Mars

God of the Gods; known as God of war

I wish I was Erdogan he is very very Mars

by TheoriginalTM November 22, 2021

Mars

If your name is Mars you must be either really gay or didn't want to name yourself after an insect or object. Or just both.

You are probably really indecisive to you ended up naming yourself after a planet and chocolate

you're socially awkward and the mom friend of the group, the most responsible one

also, you're dirty minded asf. sorry I don't make the rules.

Person 1: who's that guy?
Person 2: Oh that's Mars.
Person 1: Are they reading an enemies to lovers book during class? Damn.

by zimzalabimboob November 21, 2021