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Nothing ever happens

When you think that it's happening it's not gonna happen, simple as.
Guy 1: Dudeee, did you hear they releasing the Epstein files, the global pedo-cabal is going down-
Guy: Nothing ever happens.

In the end nothing happened
by Refugee chud May 10, 2024
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nothing

what i can do after a long day of online classes
i just got done with online school and the only thing i plan on doing is nothing
by johny fucking depp March 31, 2021
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nothing relationally

1- Collateral relative's spouse's lineal ascendant.
2- Collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative.
3- Lineal descendant's spouse's lineal ascendant (except for the children's parents-in-laws who are the co-parents-in-laws.).
4- Lineal descendant's spouse's collateral relative.
5- Spouse's collateral relative's spouse's lineal ascendant.
6- Spouse's collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative.
7- Collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative's spouse.
8- Spouse's collateral relative's spouse's collateral relative's spouse.
9- Lineal descendant's spouse's collateral relative's spouse.
10- Person in relation to another person who has none consanguinity, none common ancestor, none kinship by affinity, none kinship by indefinite classification, none kinship by adoption and none other kind of kinship.
11- Relative's lover.
12- Relative-in-law's lover.
Collateral relatives's parents-in-law = nothing relationally.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
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just do nothing

1: "how do i win the game?"
2: "just do nothing."
by Johnny Vein August 21, 2025
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Nothing

The absence of something. Its actually something, since the absence of something must be something. Nothing is something, or we wouldn't be able to define it. It is truly just a word we made up to help us understand our world, since we say theres nothing in space, yet theres something there, but almost nothing. You can never do nothing, even in death.
Bill: Liam, what are you doing?
*Liam is sitting on the couch staring into space*
Liam: Nothing.
Bill: No, your breathing, your thinking, your aging, etc.

IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO DO NOTHING, EVEN WHEN DEAD, YOUR DECAYING!!!
by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 18, 2018
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cough about nothing

Speak nonsense. Used when an information is beyond stupid.
Friend 1: THE EARTH IS FLAT!!
Friend 2: Does he always cough about nothing?
Me: Oh, yeah, constantly!
by SmoggyLeaf November 29, 2023
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Nothing

Nothing means "Something that is not there"
But still being SOMETHING even tho it's the NON-EXISTENCE of that "something" -

Think it this way. No - thing = the word has two words, no and thing
which means that is a "nothing thing" like air, we can't see it, nor touch it, because it as itself
is touching US all the time.. It's hard to explain since it sounds like the speaker is trying to avoid that thing by saying noTHING the word itself says it..

Otherwise we'd say "Yesthing" to say that there IS something that also exists...

If nothing actually existed we'd be everything on our own still being nothing

Even tho we can live, just because we live doesn't mean we're alive.

Think about it.

Basically, --when we say nothing-- (when we don't say anything)

we're actually saying something.. you know what is it?

Yes, you guessed it, nothing.
Wrong way: Nah dude I don't like anything/nothing .
Correct way: Nah dude I LIKE nothing.

Be yourself.
by F L U M E March 2, 2017
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