Uncle Jesse saw the Duke boys rubbing their anuses together down by the crick. Uncle Jesse masterbated while Danny Tanner and Joey rubbed their anuses together.
by Last_Boy_Scout November 13, 2011
Get the Uncle Jessemug. a boy that is small. he resembles a squirrel, and he laughs alot. Yes, he is short. And yes, calling him a squirrel is illegal unless you are julie.He happens to be ADORABLE!
by AnqelinaZarrellaLahvsAmber:3 May 19, 2011
Get the jesse sorelmug. A person who loves chicken nuggets and hates it when you touch her feet with yours. One time Emily tried to play footsie with her and the Jess stabbed her with her long grey gradient nails. Jess gets all the guys and always needs a shit. She also smells like a mixture between old grannies and fat sweatie farts. Don't trust her around your dog as she has a fetish for fluffy ears and will mess with them.
by Slothie_slag August 8, 2017
Get the Jessmug. by Don Everest April 3, 2005
Get the compassionate jessemug. by Tahy Zondey October 31, 2007
Get the jess-termug. The action of stopping abruptly to communicate with someone without any prior warning. It also includes the action of not returning emails by periods, coming back, apologizing for not replying, and then going at it again. All these actions are usually done in the midst of a virtual dating / chatting process.
- Got any news of that girl from Ottawa recently?
- Well we wrote for awhile, but since last week, nothing!
- Hah! She pulled a Jess on you!
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- You're not going to pull a Jess on me, are you?
- *lol* no! i'll be there, don't worry!
- Well we wrote for awhile, but since last week, nothing!
- Hah! She pulled a Jess on you!
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- You're not going to pull a Jess on me, are you?
- *lol* no! i'll be there, don't worry!
by Ulvain February 25, 2008
Get the Pull a Jessmug. Amazingly hot, beautiful, wonderful, perfect amazing girl who is loved to bits by a guy, and who means the world to him.
by Josh270593 May 6, 2010
Get the Jess Neelymug.