A lengthy black penis that hide up inside you're girlfriend's vagina. It is activated by the starlight at nighttime. It has a theme song and is a caped crusader against prudish straight male buttholes.
My girlfriend chased me around with her night dick.
I'm going to fuck you with my night dick.
Give the night dick a kiss, it will kiss you back.
My boyfriend is afraid of anal so I fought the crime and strapped on my night dick.
I'm going to fuck you with my night dick.
Give the night dick a kiss, it will kiss you back.
My boyfriend is afraid of anal so I fought the crime and strapped on my night dick.
by Nightdicklover May 17, 2014
Get the night dick mug.Date night is an organized, romantic, stress-relieving activity practiced in Sweden's progressive penal facilities. They're organized by prison officials as a tool to cut down on prison rape by encouraging inmates to have loving, meaningful homosexual relationships. The officials encourage it by providing date night for inmates. These dates are chaperoned by prison guards to ensure their sex acts are indeed consensual.
Dude: Cruncher is on a date night with our prison's most beautiful inmate. Fucking jealous is what I am...
by Red John's Friend January 25, 2022
Get the Date night mug.1. A state of hyperactivity or generally feeling high and possibly not functioning normally due to staying awake for too long
2. Feeling very awake despite it being late
3. Not being able to sleep due to not feeling tired
2. Feeling very awake despite it being late
3. Not being able to sleep due to not feeling tired
"I've slept so little, I can't even understand the definition of this phrase on urban dictionary so I'm looking at the example because I'm so wired on the night!"
by word on the street October 31, 2013
Get the wired on the night mug.The best show there is. It’s a reality murder mystery show where youtubers solve different puzzles and escape death on YouTube premium. It’ll make you laugh and cry. It’s just a whirlwind of emotions.
by Big time oof August 22, 2019
Get the Escape the night mug.Used to describe the pelvic thrusts by an individual who is asleep, may or may not lead to a "wet dream"
by Shibunu June 16, 2010
Get the Night humps mug.The most delicious of liquid, sent from jesus himself, from heaven, whence thee art awoken in the middleth of the night, and thee drinketh water. Ne'er hath it tasted so sweet, and crisp, as 'tis whence it was become, night water.
by AgayBitch April 10, 2022
Get the Night Water mug.A person you don't like and despise, usually they look like Hot Garbage and they're very ragity with a stench like no other.
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Oliver: damn who's that stank hoe awake at 3:30AM
Cartman: Bro it's the night hag
Oliver: Ragity hoe
Oliver: damn who's that stank hoe awake at 3:30AM
Cartman: Bro it's the night hag
Oliver: Ragity hoe
by Night Hag!1!1 July 12, 2019
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