pride month

rise and shine it's time for lesbians to take over your entire for you page, all the company's (except skittles, skittles is skittles) to make their logos rainbow and not actually listen to any gays (except some) and the straights to complain about how the military doesn't get a month (the military gets two months and many days) and how they don't have a month (they didn't fight for their rights)

Lesbian: It's pride month! Every lesbian follow me I'll follow you back!
Bi: Am I apart of the Lesbian apocalypse?
Lesbian: No
Straight: Why don't straights get a month!!
Gay: You didn't fight for your rights fnaf floor tiles
Straights: well why don't the military get a month!
Someone in the Military: We do get a month
Big Company: Look! We made our logo rainbow we're so supportive!
Skittles: We got rid of colors so the gay's rainbow can shine brighter than ours!
North Face: We got a drag queen!
Gays: Yeah!
Homophobes: I'm never buying from North Face again!
Trans people: Follow me if you're under the trans umbrella!
Agenders: yeah!
Non-Binarys: Yeah!
Demigenders: yeah!
Genderfluids: Yeah!
Lesbian: I can't follow anyone else it says I'm following too fast :(

Other Lesbian: Same!!
This is chaos.

by Kittyferns June 2, 2023

birthdayday-no-month

your bday day but on a different month

when your friend says it's my bday day
- yo! happy birthdayday-no-month

by mrpollo January 9, 2024

6th of every month

6th of every month is the national slapping ass day! See sum packin bunda and slap it ;)

"Hey what day is it today??"
"Fam you don't know? It's the 6th of every month"
"OH SHIT!"

"Nila come here rq"
"What?"
*slaps ass*
"OMG BAQIR!!!"

by vanillatequila August 5, 2021

National let your gf pay month

For this month you have to let your girlfriend pay for any dates, food, etc. You deserve prince treatment <3

Omg it’s National let your gf pay month, let your girlfriend treat you to a meal you deserve it ;)

by KendrickLemar April 12, 2024

Slap Ass Month

Slap Ass Month is a holiday that takes place all throughout the month of November where you get to slap anyone's ass if you are there friend, cousin,co-worker,etc. And it's not gay

Hey man i slapped your ass/its fine it is slap ass month

by Bdjsjwn November 1, 2021

month of mayhem

a month full of mayhem and fingerblasting, butthole leaking and toecurling action

fooka: how was ur decemeber
etonn: it was a month of mayhem

by sarjenskibidi December 17, 2023

Cuddle a femboy month

March is cuddle a femboy month

I can’t wait for cuddle a femboy month, it’s so close!

by Goonerboy108 March 27, 2025