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Puking Mushroom 

The Puking Mushroom is when you are having sex with your girlfriend doggy style without a condom and you don't want to cum inside her, so you take out your dick and pop the head in her ass and cum.
I was having sex with my girlfriend last night doggy style without a condom and I didn't want to blow my load, so I gave her the Puking Mushroom and she loved it!
Puking Mushroom by The_DSR_King October 23, 2011
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Furry Mushroom 

When a girl shaves the mans pubic hair into her mouth and proceeds to give him a blow job, after of which, his helmet is covered in his pubic hair, resembling a furry mushroom.
Oh my god, that girl is crazy, last night she tied me up and gave me a furry mushroom.
Furry Mushroom by Ben_jarmin December 8, 2012

Shiitake Mushroom

A shiitake mushroom is what you call someone who is really dumb/stupid, or someone you hate.
Shiitake Mushroom by Thecoolguy11 January 21, 2020

mi chang mushroom 

During ejaculation continue to stroke the cock with one hand while placing the other hand over the head and rubbing it all around the head until it stops cumming.
When she gave me the Mi Chang Mushroom I couldn't contain myself, I don't think anyone can handle that without squirming all around.

Inverted Mushroom 

When someone is wearing huge shorts and a tight shirt and looks like an upside down mushroom
John: Whoa check out that kid hes rockin inverted mushroom

Eric: Yeah what a fag
Inverted Mushroom by L's98 April 27, 2009

Magic Mushroom 

An extremely strong type of illegal drug that is very addictive and popular to teens and young adults. It can get you high very fast and also get you low very fast.
"This is the police, We're suspecting that you're storing magic mushrooms here.
Magic Mushroom by CBNSK May 16, 2007

portabella mushroom 

the foreskin of a penis flarign out wide to make the penis resemble a mushroom
that chick made me flare up like a portabella mushroom all day