Furry Mushroom

When a girl shaves the mans pubic hair into her mouth and proceeds to give him a blow job, after of which, his helmet is covered in his pubic hair, resembling a furry mushroom.

Oh my god, that girl is crazy, last night she tied me up and gave me a furry mushroom.

by Ben_jarmin December 8, 2012

Shiitake Mushroom

A shiitake mushroom is what you call someone who is really dumb/stupid, or someone you hate.

That person is a shiitake mushroom

by Thecoolguy11 January 21, 2020

mi chang mushroom

During ejaculation continue to stroke the cock with one hand while placing the other hand over the head and rubbing it all around the head until it stops cumming.

When she gave me the Mi Chang Mushroom I couldn't contain myself, I don't think anyone can handle that without squirming all around.

by PNUT4PREZIDENT December 1, 2017

Inverted Mushroom

When someone is wearing huge shorts and a tight shirt and looks like an upside down mushroom

John: Whoa check out that kid hes rockin inverted mushroom

Eric: Yeah what a fag

by L's98 April 27, 2009

Magic Mushroom

An extremely strong type of illegal drug that is very addictive and popular to teens and young adults. It can get you high very fast and also get you low very fast.

"This is the police, We're suspecting that you're storing magic mushrooms here.

by CBNSK May 16, 2007

portabella mushroom

the foreskin of a penis flarign out wide to make the penis resemble a mushroom

that chick made me flare up like a portabella mushroom all day

by james howlett March 23, 2004

sauteed mushroom

this is what arabs, indians, and various asians use to refer to there penis.

Varkey Luke: Hey baby try my sauteed mushroom it is so good!

by wolfman691 October 11, 2009