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London Blumpkin

In this modern iteration of a traditional Blumpkin, party1 sits reverse cowgirl on the toilet bowl, fellating party2 while they deposit an upper-decker into the tank. This gives the appearance of riding a double-decker bus. If both parties are simultaneously pooping, the terminology can be upgraded to "Royal Flush".
I heard the Queen used to give out London Blumpkins at Buckingham Palace. One lucky guy even got a Royal Flush!
by SweetPinkTacos April 9, 2024
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london

if you know someone named london drop em now. don’t be they’re friend they are dramatic ugly idiots. they love drama they look for every reason to start it. they are very jealous people that want all the attention to themselves and won’t let you make any other friends, they will look for every reason to get mad at you for little things. you will regret being their friend. they are evil demons that come into your life and ruin you. they are more than demons they are the devil.
london is a dramatic devil
by irbjeehkwbwkw May 20, 2020
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London Tower

When 2 guys perform sexual intercourse with 2 girls, the 2 men stand as one is receiving oral the other is performing anal, the other female is propped up receiving oral from one man and making out with the other
Mike and I pulled off a London tower at Christina's birthday
by ÜBACÄLa October 20, 2019
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London

London is a very chill and nice girl. People love to be around her. She is very popular, but she only hangs out with the same 1-2 people everyday. She is very confident and knows her self worth. She doesn't let people get to her, and is very headstrong. She is also VERY pretty. Every guy she meets immediately because a simp for her. Overall, London is an amazing friend and partner.
"Who's that girl" "it's London" "😲"
by Hogwarts=08c957 June 11, 2021
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london

a beautiful, funny, racist, girl who is bad at basketball..
Noah : Woah! Did you see that girl?

Jayden : Yeah! She’s definitely a london.

Noah : For sure.
by zesty zay May 22, 2022
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Oli London

A "Koreaboo" that wants to look like Jimin from the South Korean Band, BTS (BangTan Boys). He has gotten 18 surgeries to look like his Idol. He is very controversial on the internet for his broken Korean and overall being very delusional.
Girl 1: Have you heard of Oli London? Girl 2: Ew, You mean that Koreaboo? Girl 3: Of course! I love him.
by Euphoric_Saikou April 20, 2022
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musty london

When the boys tag team ya misso and all you can do is watch....
Poor Craig let the work lads give his Mrs the Musty London on the weekend....
by TheOldGuyAcrossTheRoad February 13, 2022
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