Landon

The type of kid to get girls anytime anywhere. Has the best face and can strike even the cutest of girls. Also all girls named Pippa love him.

Pippa walks in
Landon: hey
Pippa: heyyyyyy
“Dies cause Landon is too hot”

by Epic gay boi August 7, 2021

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Landon is a guy that is an overall gamer, he had been playing video games since he was three and they didn't get old until he turned 14. Landon can be pretty annoying sometimes but he tries his best to be funny and he does do a decent job at it too. Landon is pretty boring, he's also pretty insecure about his weight. As for getting ladies, Landon has always been terrible at it, partly because he doesn't really have much of a sex appeal and he just isn't good at talking to women in general. He thinks he will die alone but he also thinks that he can possibly score one day. He also likes Aviator glasses

Person 1: whos that guy over there with those aviator glasses?

Person 2: oh that's just Landon don't mind him, he's pretty much a loser anyway

by Chadsexyhotman August 8, 2021

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Landon

The name landon has two meanings, Long hill, and Cum dumpster.

Person 1: hey Long hill/Cum dumpster
Landon: hello person 1 :)

by MeFingerless August 14, 2021

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I cutest guy in the entire existence of the universe. I love him with all my heart. He deserves everything the world has to offer.

Me: holy shit who is that new kid
Random girl: oh no one, just Landon
Landon: *walks his cute ass into the class*
Me: I think I’m in love
(Spoiler, I am)

by KemrySpeaks August 28, 2021

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