Aiden Lane

He is very gay. only likes men. Very funny but yet dumb. looks like a pig.

Aiden lane is soooo cute! jk he is ugly AF

by joeeee Mammmmmaaaa October 30, 2019

Milf express lane

Fastest route possible to your moms front door. Also could be fastest route to moms back door.

Man it's been a long day, going to take the milf express lane before heading home.

by What you looking at my gut fer January 16, 2019

leam lane

the central of crackheads and spice heads

‘i’m going to leam lane to get some crack and spice me mate’

by isyabouii January 22, 2021

Lane Mathmatics

The math behind road lanes. When a lane exits from the main road, the number of remaining lanes must decrease by one. When a track is added via a ramp, the total increases by one again.

Biffa: "Oh this junction is chock-a-block! What it needs is some lane mathmatics!"

by Saturos60 September 2, 2023

dollop lane

the lane you go down on the way to Red Sands. you and your mates all sit on a skater and fang it down the lane and yous mosty always stack it and hurt yourslef

Ben: tommo you comin red sands next week
Tommo: yeh braz but i dun wana go down dollop lane agen im still fucked up from that shit!

by benjohnson April 29, 2005

Lane

Probably one of the most annoying kids you'll ever know. He WILL NOT HESITATE to kick your chair when you're sitting in front of him nor your feet if you're across from him. He has no conscience. He does not have any morals. He truly fears No Mortal Being.

Lane Kirk's ego is louder than when he plays his trumpet.

Ew, Laaaane

by madyissues November 20, 2019

lane shaming

The act of, in your mind, shaming the vehicle in lane 3 of a 4-lane motorway (when there’s no other traffic) by overtaking them and immediately with no indication pulling in to lane 1. Whilst passing, give them the Look of Shame, the one that says “You can’t drive, you cockgibbon, and you’re probably in lane 3 because you have a third puffy nipple.”

- How was your drive to London?
- There was a right cockgibbon in a turquoise van, sat in lane 3, tweaking sommat.
- Did you give ‘em a decent Lane Shaming?
- Fam, I Lane Shamed ‘em to the n-th level of Hell… Aldershot.

by Dogburster November 20, 2023