by baby bust 16 November 15, 2021

by Samuel R Bernal November 21, 2021

When someone such as your friend acts like they have the holy tier answers to life like they are jeff bezos but they don’t.
Friend 1: Shit it’s good I got this life shit figured tf out asf
Friend 2: Nigga why u being so jeff bezos like we don’t all know your microwave has no plate
Friend 2: Nigga why u being so jeff bezos like we don’t all know your microwave has no plate
by Mista chief January 8, 2021

by Jok3r April 23, 2018

A guy that can make anyone laugh. His stories are wild, and even crazier when he can't help himself from over dramatizing the original draft. If he talks about someone getting shot, it couldnt be more from the truth. It was probably a toy gun, or an invisible one. Cannot keep himself from trying to bang everything with legs, both genders must watch out. But dont tell his wife.
by Shenron1993 March 22, 2019

A person who only goes after young woman is called a Jeff Ng. They hide their true intentions behind drugs and alcohol. Be careful you don't turn into a Jeff Ng
by honest6969 March 11, 2023

by Hella Quaint February 25, 2019
