Being in a harsh rear-end collision while driving a VW Beetle (or any other rear-engine car with no airbags) and having the steering column skewer the driver. The air-cooled engine catches fire, essentially turning the driver into a grilling rod on top of a campfire.
Do you think I should buy an old Beetle?
Definitely not! One crash with a F-150 and you'll be turned into a grilling rod.
Definitely not! One crash with a F-150 and you'll be turned into a grilling rod.
by BigFatNerdYT June 10, 2023
Get the Turned into a grilling rodmug. 
To forget you've been cooking something and go to do something else, only to remember a little later that you were cooking something and rush back to the kitchen immediately and find that your food was cooked perfectly in that time so as to suggest their food was cooked by your fear.
"Oh, I totally fear-grilled it but thank you."
"Shit, I just fear-grilled my entire dinner."
"Did you fear-grill all of this? That is so irresponsible, man!"
"Shit, I just fear-grilled my entire dinner."
"Did you fear-grill all of this? That is so irresponsible, man!"
by CappyboySteveman July 1, 2019
Get the fear-grillmug. by Valid Google November 11, 2018
Get the Grillmug. by PlasmaTectonics August 10, 2023
Get the strawberry gas grillmug. An outrageous spectacular supercalifragilisticexpialidocious grilled cheese. Superior to all other grilled cheeses.
by TuckYourChainz March 13, 2019
Get the Mean grilled cheesemug. Preparing for a medium rare dish. Butter up the pan as you turn it on high and prepare to burn and blister your dick while you baste it.
I showed my boyfriend how grilling the meat works. After that we blew eachother off at the SAME TIME! Even our cum tasted smoky!
by raunchyraul March 28, 2022
Get the Grilling The Meatmug.