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Fuck me

A way of expressing disbelief and frustration like the phrases , “Are you kidding me right now” & “Unbelievable
For crazier situations, it’s the shortened version of the rhetorical question, “You’ve gotta be fucking me right now, right?”
*at work instantly after getting there*
Boss: I need you to get A, B &C done before noon and then manage the rest of the day cause I’m leaving early.

You: *under your breath* “fuck me, I guess”. Or * boss leaves room* “Good morning Vietnam! I see breakfast is still the ‘FUCK ME’ special!”
by NotoriousME July 29, 2024
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FUCK ME THONG

A “FUCK ME THONG” ITS JUST A “FUCK ME THONG”
ROCCO HAS A FUCK ME THONG
by ROGGO April 3, 2025
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FUCK ME THONG

A “FUCK ME THONG” IS A FUCK ME THONG
ROCCO HAS A FUCK ME THONG
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got me fucked up in this hoe

When a mf buzzin, saying the most questionable shit that makes you think: "Do I kick it with this nigga on the daily or is he a crackhead, but fuck he right fr."
Person 1: Yo nigga I asked a bitch if it was pink and she said fuck you nigga!
Person 2: Gang you got me fucked up in this hoe, the fuck you doing asking a bitch that?
by Nigga55533 April 17, 2024
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Fuck me boots

White ankle high boots that girls in Southern California tend to wear in the spring. They often represent repressed feelings of daddy issues. And tend to represent an eagerness to fuck.
“Hey Hannah nice fuck me boots, let’s go to the bungalow and do some blow in our flowery dresses and then go to 800 degrees.”
by Captainmoon May 19, 2024
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