A possibly world-record shattering turd that measures from end to end, at the very least, 12 inches.
Samantha: "Why were you laughing so hard in the bathroom?"
Barbara: "Holy shit, bitch. I just made a filthy footlong in there. I haven't flushed it yet - you wanna see?"
Samantha: "Hell no, that's disgusting! By the way, why the fuck is your name Barbara?"
Barbara: "Holy shit, bitch. I just made a filthy footlong in there. I haven't flushed it yet - you wanna see?"
Samantha: "Hell no, that's disgusting! By the way, why the fuck is your name Barbara?"
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James and Chris said Jeffrey gave them a hell of a filthy Bill last night. They not got off at the same time.
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The first stage is where a man takes another man and bends him over, the man is then proceeded to be locked into place with metal bars.
The second stage takes place 3 days later, the man in question is still in the same position but is now caked in a thick layer of sweat. The sweat is extracted using a syphon and stored in many small mason jars.
The third stage takes the jars of sweat and mixes them with packs of gelatin, turning the sweat into a gelatinous goo when put into the fridge to set.
The fourth stage is when the sweat-jello and feeding it to the man before slapping him with a wet sponge and then kissing him on the lips.
The fifth and final stage is when the man is keg free from the metal restraints and given the leftover sweat-jello as a memento. Not before getting his butthole plugged for next week
The first stage is where a man takes another man and bends him over, the man is then proceeded to be locked into place with metal bars.
The second stage takes place 3 days later, the man in question is still in the same position but is now caked in a thick layer of sweat. The sweat is extracted using a syphon and stored in many small mason jars.
The third stage takes the jars of sweat and mixes them with packs of gelatin, turning the sweat into a gelatinous goo when put into the fridge to set.
The fourth stage is when the sweat-jello and feeding it to the man before slapping him with a wet sponge and then kissing him on the lips.
The fifth and final stage is when the man is keg free from the metal restraints and given the leftover sweat-jello as a memento. Not before getting his butthole plugged for next week
by Sprinkleman January 23, 2026
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