The Fastest Joke Ever Drawn Out Altogether

The Fastest Joke Ever Drawn Out Altogether

The Fastest Joke Ever Drawn Out Altogether

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025

GM, Will You Ever Learn!

The constant back-tracking and history repeats in General Motors' decision making.

This Isn't a Cadilac, this is a nicer Chevy,

This Isn't a Cadilac, this is a nicer Opel,

This Isn't a Cadilac, this is a nicer Corvette,

GM, Will You Ever Learn!

by IronicÉire April 5, 2025

Nothing ever changes

Because your messaging is bad. It's literally just the monopoly on virtue exhibited by the fundamentalist with a smug, sarcastic twist. You policy is incoherent and often contradictory. Your empathy doesn't actually translate to you caring about other people's lives and amounts only to pity for people for whom you feel bad. You're not good people. Believing as you believe and doing what you want EQUALS "Good people" to you. You're completely unsympathetic as a party because you have no sympathy for anyone who doesn't adhere to your political presuppositions. AND you're completely politically inept and just as authoritarian as the conservatives.

Hym "I mean, you say it seems like nothing ever changes but something changed. Now, you're going to shit out every mongrel child you conceive (consensually or otherwise). That changed. And nobody cares."

by Hym Iam February 10, 2024

whitest job ever

Literally either someone who works at an ice cream shop or is a lifeguard. Fuckgirls-ice cream. Fuckboys-lifeguards. Plain and simple

Dude that lifeguard has the whitest job ever

by Bitchbyee June 9, 2018

best restaurant ever

In N Out

In N Out is the best restaurant ever

by DeVize Starset April 3, 2020

Cutest thing ever [cute]

My boyfriend. He is so cute and adorable and I just love him so much. You can't be mad at him.

My boyfriend is the cutest thing ever cute

by Hegotthatcutelook February 23, 2020

evers

A family that is defined by their kind-hearted nature and loving attitude. Knowing an Evers is knowing an honest and humble person. Loyalty and inner grace.

Have you seen Miss Evers?
Yes she is out there helping those in need.
Always doing what she can, I guess

Miss Evers, I am pleased to accept you at oxford college for medicine
Great, I will learn how to save lives

by I'm always one step ahead ! June 20, 2019