Elijah

He's fucking crippled and also border jumper

Elijah get yo crippled as leg over here before I make straight again

by DaddyWhy3 March 13, 2019

Elijah

Elijah is a good friend and can make a wicked fried chicken! He can catch a baseball and say “me”. He can even calculate 1+1 without a piece of paper! If you find an Elijah look for a name tag as they will often get lost and have to wear a name tag by (city) law.

Why is Elijah wearing a name tag!

by Yeeeet 22 December 9, 2018

Elijah

Will defeat Lauren in the Hunger Games. No questions asked. Is also a Gryffindor who eats squirrels.

Elijah will beat Lauren in the hunger games.

Elijah eats squirrels.

by Soldierx67 April 13, 2021

Elijah defrank

A sexy male who pulls all the biddies and is strong and cool and has big 8 inc pp

Oh my god look at Elijah defrank he is so cool and sexy

by Jonathan siar hate clun November 2, 2022

Elijah

Sex machine

Elijah is a sex machine and gets all the girls.

by tieniewienie November 22, 2021

Elijah

Elijah is a very genuine kind and caring person, he is a very funny humorous individual. He gives great advice and is very caring towards his loved ones and his friends. He is truly a good friend and he is a keeper. He will always listen and try to support you however he can he is such a happy individual.

Elijah is such a good friend to have' meaning he is trustworthy and a real friend

by ilikehungryjacks<3 June 12, 2022

An Elijah

An item belonging to somebody named Elijah

“The car with baby shit colored paint was an Elijah

by Harry Balls Man May 3, 2023