donald trump

The reason hair care products were invented.

Guy: "Why were hair care products invented?"
Girl: "Donald Trump."
Guy: Makes sense.

by Alfonzo April 20, 2016

Donald Trump

The greatest fucking president to ever exist and will bash Joe Biden's pedophile head in with a baseball bat in the 2020 election.

Donald Trump is one sexy motherfucker.

by Don Cheadle's Bootyhole September 21, 2020

Donald Trump

A racist orange man with a weirs hairstyle who gets more votes for saying racist shit

Did you hear the news? Donald Trump is running for president.

by Bob Da Vinci November 24, 2015

Donald Trump

Donald Trump is a total retard and i dont understand how can he be a president. Fuck him.

Do you know Donald Trump?
Yeah, He is fucking dumb.

by 69xrenox69 April 24, 2020

Donald Trump

Donald Trump is the best president of the United States! Also, here’s a joke: How do you tell a republican from a liberal? They are the ones that aren’t wearing a dog collar or barking

Donald Trump is one of the best presidents ever.

by sxarleyxy December 8, 2020

Donald Trump

The ultimate loser. The biggest failure the universe has ever seen. His opponent can be the "worst ever" and he will still lose. Aliens journey from every galaxy to laugh at him.

You can boost anyone's confidence or cure the worst depression with 5 words. "You are not Donald Trump."

by Truth53 November 7, 2020

Donald Trump

Just an asshole

Donald Trump is dead. Oh, yes. Finally.

by 69VapeMaster420 March 30, 2021