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Curses Multiply

All humans are cursed.
All curses multiply.
All curses stack.
Therefore, all curses multiply and stack for all humans.
Curses multiply for all humans. This is based on how often humans attempt to break the Law in whole, or in part — autonomously or in affiliation with the race, national or ethnic origin, colour, religion, age, sex, sexual orientation, gender identity or expression, marital status, family status, genetic characteristics, disability or themselves or of others.

All deaths are final.

Bye, fuckers.
by TheOnlyGian June 22, 2023
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Curses Stack

All humans are cursed.
All curses stack.
All curses multiply.
Therefore, all curses stack and multiply for all humans.
Curses stack for all humans. This is based on how often each individual human attempts to break the Law.

All deaths are final.

Bye, fuckers.
by TheOnlyGian June 22, 2023
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The Curse of the Lorax

Someone who is cursed with eternal life until they figure out how to fix something they caused eons ago.
Dude you know that old man who lives up the road, Some say he has The Curse of the Lorax, Bro been alive since 1776.
by Big_Bongo June 24, 2023
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Witches Curse

Witches are an abomination against God.
All bad Karma is ugly.
Some Karma is uglier than others.
Witches Curse karma is the worst.
Therefore, witches must also be the ugliest.

Law.
by TheOnlyGian June 28, 2023
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virgins curse

When you lose your virginity to someone and are then obsessed and think youre in love with them. If you date them you will be obsessed with them but often its not reciprocated if they were not a virgin when you shagged.
I love him so much though! Nah you don't you just got virgins curse
by grumplip June 6, 2024
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Curse of the frog

A curse by the frog that makes the person(s) cursed turn into a frog exactly 54 .75 seconds after physical romantic satisfaction for roughly half an hour I'd say.
Jim: ah man I got the curse of the frog
Norbert: what's the curse of the frog?

Jim: the curse of the frog is a curse by the frog that makes the person(s) cursed by the frog turn into a frog exactly 54.75 seconds after physical romantic satisfaction for roughly half an hour I'd say.

Norbert: nortbert.
Bender (from hit tv show Futurama): woah mama!
by Billybobthefourth June 17, 2024
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The Curse of Seppings

The belief that the progression of naval engineering will, over time, degrade the aesthetic appeal and qualities of the design of a ship.

The term references the Surveyor of the Royal Navy, Robert Seppings, who put forward radical changes in sailing ship design across the fleet improving their seaworthiness and general durability. His changes were notoriously unpopular among naval authorities of the period as they strayed away from traditional naval architecture. His philosophies were continued, eventually leading to the development of iron-hulled ships.
The Curse of Seppings be upon you and your infernal vessel!
by James_Cook June 23, 2024
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