Coletts are very sweet nice and shy once you meet them it's hard for them to open up but when you get to know them they are BIG party animals and are very funny and a little dirty people named colett usually have dark hair and brown eyes they will always be by your side no matter what if you don't have a friend like a colett then get one.
Coletts can you help me out
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Anyone who has political views and or opinions, but are too afraid to say what they think to remain neutral and avoid confrontation.
CNN Reporter: "What are your views on the Wall?"
Closet Politician: *Oh no, what should I say?* * If I tell CNN what I truly think, they will twist my words and I'll somehow end up on Top 10 worst criminals in the world.*
CNN Reporter: "Sir?"
Closet Politician: "Give me one second, I'm still thinking."
CNN Reporter: "It shouldn't be that difficult, it's not like I'm asking you to do a backflip?"
Closet Politician: "Did you just ask me to do a backflip?"
CNN Reporter: *Before reporter can get a word out*
Closet Politician: *Does backflip*
CNN Reporter: *Sighs and walks off, talking aloud to himself* " How are we going to make fake news if everyone is too afraid to tell us their political views, that is the fifteenth backflip someone has done today."
Closet Politician: *Oh no, what should I say?* * If I tell CNN what I truly think, they will twist my words and I'll somehow end up on Top 10 worst criminals in the world.*
CNN Reporter: "Sir?"
Closet Politician: "Give me one second, I'm still thinking."
CNN Reporter: "It shouldn't be that difficult, it's not like I'm asking you to do a backflip?"
Closet Politician: "Did you just ask me to do a backflip?"
CNN Reporter: *Before reporter can get a word out*
Closet Politician: *Does backflip*
CNN Reporter: *Sighs and walks off, talking aloud to himself* " How are we going to make fake news if everyone is too afraid to tell us their political views, that is the fifteenth backflip someone has done today."
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Get the Closet Politician mug.Refers to an individual (usually a male) who is in a relationship with another individual (usually a female). This person is a huge simp but will do whatever it takes to hide that side of themself from everyone. Acts tough with a hardshell but deep down simps for their significant other.
"Jeff is such a hardo, buddy a straight cold hearted savage. Doesn't get pushed around ever by his girl"
*When alone with his girl, Jeff is a huge pushover closet simp*
*When alone with his girl, Jeff is a huge pushover closet simp*
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Get the Cock Closet mug.Guy: Your mom has a fancy closet, the fanciest EVER!
Girl: WTF IS THAT?!!1
Guy: If I told you you'd trolololol
Girl: ZOMG FUUUUUU
Girl: WTF IS THAT?!!1
Guy: If I told you you'd trolololol
Girl: ZOMG FUUUUUU
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Give me another bump of crystal meth, 'sniiifffffff.' Oh look at that girl tweakin! what a skeezy, scab, skank, skallywaggin tweeeaker! 'Unleash the corset, bitch!'
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