this is peyton cooper for ya. u won’t like him in the beginning, u will most likely think he’s gay. u will be the love of his life for a while until he is determined to stick his tiny penis in every hole on ur body. nothing can make him happy except i quick sucky but don’t worry it’s not that hard if it’s 3 inches!! lose ur virginity to him? it doesn’t count if it’s under 3 inches! he is 5 feet tall and has a stutter. he will stop loving u and then ask u for anal 2 months after breaking up. u get sick after kissing him because he most likely hasent brushed his teeth in two weeks. he smells like pickles and likes to deepthroat them in his spare time. he acts like he hates his exes then goes back when he realizes no one wants a dick that small. he watches grinch porn and fucks his stuffed animal. he is well known as pickle boy and has one friend that he’s gay for. he can’t spell or even talk. ur parents will hate him and ur mom will ask if he’s even hit puberty yet. and don’t u worry the food stuck in his braces just makes making out with him a joy. don’t fall for a peyton cooper he doesn’t cut his pubes.
everybody in seneca valley school district- who tf is peyton cooper
me- the one with the small dick
everyone- OHHHH!! u mean pickle boy?
me- the one with the small dick
everyone- OHHHH!! u mean pickle boy?
by thatspicything April 23, 2019
Get the peyton coopermug. It is a fat fuck head who has no dick, and wishes he could have sex without any girl not complaining about how small his dick is. He is also having a bonner, but nobady sees it because it goes -10 inches.
by Nigga with a big dick September 10, 2023
Get the Coopermug. Cooper has a very big dick and gets all the bitches people mistake him for the best person in the world he has so many friends and is never lonely
Cooper is the best
by Cooper-Has-A-Big-Dick April 20, 2022
Get the Coopermug. A real one, hardworking, sexy as fuhh, athletic, smart, great hair, good kisser, and knows how to hook a man up with a lady ;)
by DaddyDee12 March 1, 2020
Get the Coopermug. A boy with a very little pepperoni pizza in his pants. Who likes to play the mouth fiddle. Dittle little. Smear in his pants.
Hey Cooper Starbucks, want to go to Starbucks? And get a coffee?
Cooper; ya can I get some ch ch ch ch ch ch
Starbucks Employee; fucking spit it out shit head
Cooper; ya can I get some ch ch ch ch ch ch
Starbucks Employee; fucking spit it out shit head
by BigZinmypants July 13, 2022
Get the Cooper Starbucksmug. BADDEST BITCH IN TOWN. she’s so hot and super nice. People might even say the most beautiful girl in the world.
by shshshehehejeisisks November 24, 2021
Get the cooper foxmug. A pure gentleman!! Someone who you would love to meet!!! Someone your parents would beg you to keep around!!! And someone very hard to forget!! If you get the chance to meet one, don't let them leave without letting them know how important their life is!!
by KittyCait69 August 28, 2022
Get the Justin coopermug.