Chocolate condom

The act of when you fuck someone in the ass and your dick is lightly layered with poo

George told me that Lacee gave him a chocolate condom last weekend when they did anal.

Chocolate condom by Katie Ginger October 3, 2017

Internet condom 

A version of parental controls that makes internet browsing safe and searching for dank memes impossible. Made for guys named Yung.

Yung: I need protection... like rubber outfit before searching for dank stuff.
Other user: an internet condom?

Internet condom by Constlyung October 28, 2017

marital condom 

Prenuptial

Think you may need a marital condom for this bitch.

marital condom by SubstancePfun November 1, 2017

California Condom 

When you stuff a smallish box into a free flat rate envelope to defeat the high cost of shipping to far off places.

Brenda in Long Beach ordered this sweater from me. It's $9.85 to ship it in it's own box, but I crammed it into a California Condom and got the cost down to $6.90

California Condom by global_shipper December 22, 2018

Life Condom 

A manner of living in which your sole goal is to endure as long as possible.

Synonyms: "Those goddamn Orientals"

Take off your Life Condom and get in!

Life Condom by CHROME POLE October 12, 2019

Florida Condom 

A condom used by a person with an STD.

Malcolm uses condoms when he has sex. Dude that's gross, he's leaving those Florida condoms laying around?

Florida Condom by MexicanJ0ker April 27, 2020

Mobile Condom 

A person who has been cummed into and binned

My friend Dave is a mobile condom, he gets used all the time.

Mobile Condom by Dangerously Ginger January 23, 2021