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Chicago bears

The Saints were crying about cheap shots after getting hit twice by the Chicago Bears. A saint just doesn't have the same effect on an opponent as a bear, a player pulling out a crucifix and telling an opponent they will burn in hell for what they did doesnt have the same effect on somebody as hitting them twice, even if they were sucker punches in the helmet.
by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020
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Chicago bears

A more entertaining football club than the New Orleans Saints (even if they lost the game).
The Saints were crying about cheap shots after getting hit twice by the Chicago Bears. A saint just doesn't have the same effect on an opponent as a bear, a player pulling out a crucifix and telling an opponent they will burn in hell for what they did doesnt have the same effect on somebody as hitting them twice, even if they were sucker punches in the helmet.
by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020
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Chicago bears

A more entertaining football club than the New Orleans Saints (even if they lost the game).
The goody two shoes Saints were crying about cheap shots after getting hit twice by the Chicago Bears. A saint just doesn't have the same effect on an opponent as a bear, a player pulling out a crucifix and telling an opponent they will burn in hell for what they did doesnt have the same effect on somebody as hitting them twice, even if they were sucker punches in the helmet.
by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020
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Chicago Oyster

What comes out of your nose after doing large amounts of cocaine for an extended period of time.
Man, Smitty served up Chicago oysters all over that hotel room in Atlantic City.
by jaybronee October 10, 2020
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Chicago Surprise

The act of leaving ass pennies around town for unsuspecting pedestrians to find.
I was walking by the Willis tower when I bent down to pick up something shiny. "Wow," I thought, "a lucky penny. My luck is surely changing!" I couldn't have been more wrong. As I drew the penny near my face for a closer look, I could tell that I was being punked. The smell of copper laced with rotting feces left no doubt. I'd just found a Chicago Surprise.
by DOTCOM May 9, 2017
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Chicago Traffic Jam

When 2 or more dicks are crammed into a woman's mouth, vagina, or anus.
Tyson: I heard you and Nathan had a Chicago Traffic Jam on Lori}
Wilt: yeah, they were deep in her ass
by Jedi Master Joe September 22, 2017
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Chicago Blackhawks

Chicago Blackhawks the "best team in the league" win some Stanley Cups then come close to last in the league trade a player to the Winnipeg Jets and get him back a few years later then trade him again the the NY Islanders. The team that lost to both the Colarado Avalanche and the Arizona Coyotes just in just 2 week! Oh I can't forget loosing in the first round by the team that was ranked 16th in the playoffs and lost the round 4-1 and scored 2 goals.
Chicago Blackhawks meaning: When a team chokes twice in the playoffs in 2 years and only scores 12- Goals in 2 Playoffs
by Gardener That Loves Crib February 18, 2018
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