Degenerative Muscle Coindrome

Degenerative Muscle Coindrome (DMC) is a disability where a person loses all of their Bitcoin and regresses back into the coindrome.

Jack: Ben mate I lost all my BTC, I can feel myself regressing into the coindrome
Ben: Oh shit, sounds like you have Degenerative Muscle Coindrome, Vitalik has that
Jack: Oh money skeleton?
Ben: Yeh, Its ok though don't panic, just buy FUNFAIR, $1 hardcoded
Jack: Hahahaha ok then JJ

by Bendyman123 April 21, 2018

Bitter El Camino

This form of unenthusiastic anal sex is modeled after the classic American muscle car. Go fast, go hard and finish with a heavy load left in the back.

Tim: Yea my wife wasn't really in the mood but let me give her a bitter El Camino anyway. God bless her heart.

by GnarlyCharley325 March 6, 2019

free the shopping cart coin

For a man, the act of inserting his own penis into his anus. For most of them, it's would be satisfying to do, but there's a tiny lack of length, so they use another "shopping cart unlocker", a friend's one for example.

Oh god I wish I could free the shopping cart coin alone...

by Fan2Definitions October 5, 2019

The upvote/downvote coin

Basically a post, article, comment or anything that can be liked or disliked that will tell you to flip a coin. If it is heads you upvote it, tails is downvote or some other variation that only has 2 outcomes. The idea is it is a social experiment that wants you to be honest, and theoretically should always remain high in upvotes (if the website has a low rated post or page deletion system.) An example is SCP-7K-J, a joke scp which fits exactly this definition.

Hi I'm Chippy.

See this definition on Urban Dictionary? Flip a coin. If you got head, like this definition; if not, dislike. Don't listen to how good or shit this post is. Just do it. Use...
The upvote/downvote coin!

by Chippythefurry0w0 April 18, 2023

turned the coin

when something completely changes, created by kevin orban

"I was debating whether I liked him, but seeing him drive really turned the coin."

by scribblewibble September 11, 2023

el camino

spanish for "the camino".

what does el camino mean?
the camino

by fecal matter January 22, 2005

coming at you test

The coming at you test is the test one can perform to see if an online friend is worth meeting and/or fucking. Works best on a laptop.

The steps to the coming at you test are simple. One, bring their picture up on your laptop. Two, take the laptop screen further away from eyes, then swoop in fast, then back and forth, back and forth. If unsure, try slow and fast rhythms. If you're repulsed, then you now know you don't want to fuck them. Tell them you just want to be friends. But, if you're pleased by the test, call them up! They passed the comin' at you test. Try it. It's very effective and a complete decision helper.

by CaptainOz July 26, 2010