Residual Booty Call

A booty call that requires very little effort or work to obtain it, especially in the current time.

Guy 1: Dude I can't believe you hooked up with that girl. You must have worked your ass off for the last couple months for that!

Guy 2: Naw it's a girl that I used to hit on all the time at one of my old jobs and now it's paying dividends. It was a residual booty call!

by jtimerchris February 3, 2010

Bandwidth Booty Call

When a friend comes over supposedly to hangout, but in reality their internet has gone down and they are using you to get a broadband connection.

Person 1: Hey it's been a while let's catch up.
Person 2: Come right over.
Person 1: I'll be bringing my laptop so I can talk while I work.
Person 2: Wait a minute, is this a bandwidth booty call?

by Violet_River September 29, 2011

missing alpha call

A phrase used when your discord buddy misses alpha call. Once a harmless make, now an extensive meme used to represent any form of mistake.

Person 1: "God dammit I missed my ultimate".
Person 2: "Just like you missing alpha call"

by Sterm February 2, 2018

PCA (Phone Call Anxiety)

A person who becomes anxious when making a phone call or when someone is calling them, resulting in them screening the call or just texting as a result . Most commonly seen with millennials who much rather text than make or answer a phone call.

"What's with you constantly screening my calls, we were just texting one another?"

"You clearly have PCA (Phone Call Anxiety)"

by Uncle_Danny September 21, 2018

I'll call Anderson

A sarcastic phrase much like "big deal", when someone announces something mundane and unimportant as if it were important, and the speaker wants to ridicule that with irony. The implication is that what he/she has said is so profound that the speaker will run to the phone to tell CNN anchor, Anderson Cooper, so that the news can be broadcast nationally. Also similar to TMI. A sarcastic and backwards way of saying that nobody cares to hear it.

A: I think I'm gonna go take a dump
B: I'll call Anderson

by Crazy Coyote April 30, 2020

Bad-idea-to-call-her

Bitch. The phrase "Bad idea to call her" is a backronym for bitch.

Did you tell Bella we're having a party?
No, she's a bad-idea-to-call-her.

by selfimportantsht January 19, 2021

Lube My Hands and Call Me Charlie

A traditional saying in the English language that is usually intended to portray shock or pleasant surprise.

"Well, lube my hands and call me Charlie! I didn't know you were planning a party for me!"

by Michael Fucking Bridges August 25, 2021