When the affected person cannot stop tickling their rectum no matter the circumstances and is kept from sleeping or doing anything that involves staying still.
"Bill, why are you always tickling your rectum?"
"I have Restless Butthole Tickling Syndrome"
"Oh"
by Boe Jidon February 01, 2023
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After a night of way too much spicy food, the bathroom experience.
Dang, I was crying for mercy on the toilet this morning thanks to my BBS...no more Super Deluxe Burritos for me! -Burning Butthole Syndrome (BBS)
by JackOfLBC October 22, 2009
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Medical diagnosis describing a syndrome characterized by:
-Burning sensation of anus upon defecating
-Painful release of fecal matter
-Waddling post-defecation

Often accompanied by: tears, need for preparation H, and is often directly related to spicy foods or constipation.
-Bro, your mom's chimmychangas last night gave me hardcore B.B.S. (Burning Butthole Syndrome)!
by Carrima September 15, 2011
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butthole dog crap inside

hi dad you have a butthole dog crap inside

what did you say

oh it means huge brain dad it's a good thing
by butthole dog crap inside August 28, 2023
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Old Soul with a New Butthole

Old Soul with a New Butthole is a middle aged man who has his anus medically sewed tighter to be more appealing.
He was just Ray, now he's an Old Soul with a New Butthole.
by LethalSeamen March 06, 2022
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When the cold, slimy excrement from your huge, girthy ass crack slides down and touches your shriveling balls.
John: god damn it my shitty poo poo butthole balls picture just got deleted.
Finn: what the fuck
by You sad human February 11, 2019
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