Speed bumped

Getting humped in a motion of going over a speed bump

Fred speed bumped john

by Yguvgfcifcyiivyt August 15, 2017

Stump bump

The erection caused by seeing an amputee

Did you see that girl with a missing arm last night. She was giving me serious a stump bump.

by Asexuals March 19, 2016

dat bump

Something you say on a forum when a user "bumps" or posts in a really old thread

*new member posts in a thread from 2004*

DAT BUMP!

by gootipenis July 5, 2010

scooter bumping

The act of giving a girl with pig-tails anal in the doggy style position while riding her in a circle and pulling on her hair like reins.

"See her? She's into scooter bumping."

by MasterScootScoot March 3, 2014

Bump Boi

A nigga named Carlos

Bump Boi, get out of Captain;s Quarters

by CynicFox April 3, 2019

Testie bump

When two males touch testicles making their nuts bump and their future children hi-five.

"hey Habib, do you want to do the testie bump"
"Sure Ramin, why not"...
They both pull out their nuts and bump them

by Acturus1 November 21, 2019

The Jesus Bump

Noun

1. Euphemism for awkward Christian sex.

2. Christian dry humping

3. Mormon anal sex

4. A dance move done by Christians in which they spread their arms out to the side to look like Jesus on the cross. Then with feet together hop to the beat of music with knees barely bending. Palms facing forward.

Verb

-ed, ing

The act of doing any of the above

Dude, that Mormon girl; she's totally down for the Jesus Bump.

Yea, man, she was so uptight. But she let me Jesus Bump that.

Man, that Baptist girl was a freak. We did the Jesus bump and soaking.

by Undercommons September 3, 2014