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After a night of way too much spicy food, the bathroom experience.
Dang, I was crying for mercy on the toilet this morning thanks to my BBS...no more Super Deluxe Burritos for me! -Burning Butthole Syndrome (BBS)
by JackOfLBC October 22, 2009
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Medical diagnosis describing a syndrome characterized by:
-Burning sensation of anus upon defecating
-Painful release of fecal matter
-Waddling post-defecation

Often accompanied by: tears, need for preparation H, and is often directly related to spicy foods or constipation.
-Bro, your mom's chimmychangas last night gave me hardcore B.B.S. (Burning Butthole Syndrome)!
by Carrima September 15, 2011
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butthole dog crap inside

hi dad you have a butthole dog crap inside

what did you say

oh it means huge brain dad it's a good thing
by butthole dog crap inside August 28, 2023
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Old Soul with a New Butthole is a middle aged man who has his anus medically sewed tighter to be more appealing.
He was just Ray, now he's an Old Soul with a New Butthole.
by LethalSeamen March 6, 2022
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When the cold, slimy excrement from your huge, girthy ass crack slides down and touches your shriveling balls.
John: god damn it my shitty poo poo butthole balls picture just got deleted.
Finn: what the fuck
by You sad human February 11, 2019
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