Dang, I was crying for mercy on the toilet this morning thanks to my BBS...no more Super Deluxe Burritos for me! -Burning Butthole Syndrome (BBS)
by JackOfLBC October 22, 2009

Medical diagnosis describing a syndrome characterized by:
-Burning sensation of anus upon defecating
-Painful release of fecal matter
-Waddling post-defecation
Often accompanied by: tears, need for preparation H, and is often directly related to spicy foods or constipation.
-Burning sensation of anus upon defecating
-Painful release of fecal matter
-Waddling post-defecation
Often accompanied by: tears, need for preparation H, and is often directly related to spicy foods or constipation.
by Carrima September 15, 2011

hi dad you have a butthole dog crap inside
what did you say
oh it means huge brain dad it's a good thing
what did you say
oh it means huge brain dad it's a good thing
by butthole dog crap inside August 28, 2023

by big daddy poobah June 16, 2017

Old Soul with a New Butthole is a middle aged man who has his anus medically sewed tighter to be more appealing.
by LethalSeamen March 6, 2022

When the cold, slimy excrement from your huge, girthy ass crack slides down and touches your shriveling balls.
by You sad human February 11, 2019

by Ad0tya_M3m3s April 14, 2019
