by Apuci April 30, 2024

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by Whitedwarf October 13, 2020

Honey they guest are here and I can't remember where I left the dildo. We got a broken arrow needs to tracked down stat.
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by Mr.smiles_XD May 14, 2022

Barney: "Mom, no one will come over to play with me or let me come over to play with them. This is terrible! I feel like a broken pickleball. What should I do?"
Mom: "Well, Barney you are not a broken pickleball. You are a wonderful boy. You are just what some people may call socially retarded. So, there's that and you are thirty-seven years old. Now get a freakin' life and get the hell outta this house!"
Mom: "Well, Barney you are not a broken pickleball. You are a wonderful boy. You are just what some people may call socially retarded. So, there's that and you are thirty-seven years old. Now get a freakin' life and get the hell outta this house!"
by von groovy June 22, 2024
