boning

A painful activity in which a man, using the stiffest and pointiest part of his pelvic region, repeatedly stabs a hole of some sort (usually a vagina but can be an asshole sometime (if your gay)).

1. Mr Laporta has trouble boning the girl he met at the mall.
2. Stop boning each other.

by Gasoline Man March 29, 2005

boking

the act of one's scrotum smacking the grundle of another during intercourse

Man you could totally here him boking her grundle last night in the bathroom!

by mammoryglandzz August 16, 2009

Boring gay

A gay who is neither obsessed with fashion and shopping (like a stereotypical girl) nor with sports and explosions (like a stereotypical guy). Basically, a gay man who does not fit into one stereotyped extreme.

Jill: So, you want to watch 'Twilight' and then go shoe shopping?

Mark: Not really.

Butch: How about you tag along with us and we'll watch the game and shotgun beers?

Mark: Eh. I'd rather just listen to some music then Skype someone.

Butch (quietly): Jill, you told me that all gays are fun...

Jill (quietly): I thought they were. He's acting like a regular guy. I never thought I would meet such a boring gay.

by AtmaWeapon August 28, 2011

boding

The act of doing something that is meaningless, or doing something that that yields no results.

Me and My friends were boding at the casino

by Mikalya Jennings December 19, 2007

boingyner

a room filled with baseheads, shit evryhwere and armpits that smell like rotten onions pictuers of edworth naveaynio

Ed was in the boingyner room and took 9 X pills!

by Tha ki dubbz April 1, 2008

boingaloings

The word ice king uses instead of balls

look he just got kicked in the boingaloings...the boingaloings...

by anuspounder May 18, 2014

boxin' josh

A Southern Appalachian slang term for male masturbation.

Where've you been all day? Boxin' josh?

or
He'd be a smart kid if he spent half as much time reading as boxin' josh

by Know where man December 15, 2016