Chocolate-Covered Pigs In A Blanket

A session of dirty anal soaking followed by a docking session without cleaning your dick in between.

I thought it would just be another anal soak, but when he rolled me over and docked me, the shit smears looked like a couple of chocolate-covered pigs in a blanket.

by anonymous September 10, 2020

blanket sneeze

To ejaculate unintentionally or unexpectedly onto a cloth or garment while either asleep or awake.

Instead of going home to my wife and children with the rent money, I went to a club and spent the money on a tranny stripper who made me blanket sneeze in my pants.

by Tao lo ding October 22, 2020

blanket

Basically another word for jank or repulsive.

That's blanket.
Bro, stop being blanket

by no cap2 October 26, 2020

Lip Blanket

A term used by Canadians to refer to a kickass moustache.

Hey dude, Shawn’s got a fuckin unreal lip blanket.

by TheChelDefinitions November 1, 2020

minnesota mud blanket

when you smear shit all over an electric blanket, or a regular blanket, turn it on and heat it up, in microwave if blanket is not electric, sneak up on an unsuspecting victim and proceed to wrap them up, head to toe in your hot messy blanket. note: it is important to be shure to get the persons facial area totally smeared with the hot substance for max effect!

"dude, last night i got dan so good, i snuck up on him and gave him a wicked minnesota mud blanket!"

by D, wolfie, del December 31, 2012

B.i.B (Blanket in the Butt)

All day spent on the couch generally not giving a f*ck about the world or interacting with the human race. Wrapped in a blanket, it's the ultimate chill day. Waisting your entire day watching TV, playing video games, watching movies, often times in your pajamas and not showered for the entire day. B.i.B usually occurres following a long work week, a night of heavy partying, or when your home sick.

Ex 1) You're hungover? Are we gonna see you later or are you B.i.B (Blanket in the Butt)?

Ex 2) I had a f*cked week at work, I'm B.i.B all weekend...

Ex 3) I've got the cold from hell, I'm B.i.B with some hot & sour soup and Theraflu.

by T. Dub January 12, 2013

Dog Blanket Bar

A hipster bar where the dress code is exclusively skinny jeans and check shirts. The shirt must look like it is fashioned from a old dog's blanket.

Guy 1: Dude, fancy a pint in the star of bethnal green after you've dropped the kids off?

Guy 2: Forget that shit hole. Its a dog blanket bar these days! Lets go to the crown instead.

by Spansih Ricky August 27, 2013