Beef Jerky

1: The act of Masturbating.

2: Getting a Handjob.

This girl gave me the best Beef Jerky the other night.

by xTheoneguyx July 29, 2010

shake hands with beef

When a vegetarian or vegan secretly indulges in meat, or when a meat-eater tries to lure a vegetarian/vegan into eating meat.

Lori shakes hands with beef every now and then.

Come on, Lori! (Holding a burger in her face) Shake hands with beef!

by Pink Dog July 30, 2008

Beefcheese

motled skin effect creating hardening and thickening of skin, also affecting mental capacity creating delusions of grandeur and fictional sexual relationships. halucinations are common for example puppets talking, and the necessity to carry two shop manequins on your shoulders walk a man stylee, is very compelling

give me a beefcheese hand owww

by bing cow April 13, 2006

beefcupcake

A strong, muscular girl or woman; similar to "beefcake" in the sense of a muscular man. Could be used in reference to bodybuilding women (however, use caution).

"I suprised the guys when I showed up at the gym and picked up some free weights. They didn't realize I was a beefcupcake."

by shhhdntll September 19, 2008

Beef Chief

A title given to females (or gay men) who can physically take and thoroughly enjoy many penises of large girth and length at the same time with ease.

1. Bro, Mildred blew two guys, gave one a handjob, and got nailed by two guys ALL at once! She's the ill beef chief!!

2. Dude... Bob said he never got banged by a guy before, but his asshole looked like Star Gate and he took all 10" like a champ!! He's such a lying beef chief!!!

by JRawkah October 11, 2012

Beef Stool

1. the name of someone's new cat

2. a good name for a pet

Me- "Hi sister! How's little Beef Stool?"

Sister- "Yeah, he's fine. Cheers for asking"

Me- "No probs. Innit"

by Gaz_Coleman December 13, 2012

eat beef

A put-down, telling someone to suck a dick.

"Man you stink at this game."
"Eat beef punk!"

by Ruben Castro July 10, 2005