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Bad Googler

Person who is incapable of affectively searching the internet, using vague word searches that lead them to endless circles of spam in which they offer personal information to phony websites in hope of reaching their original objective . Person is usually older i.e. mom, grandma, grandpa, provoking a burning desire to rip the mouse from thier hand and do the search yourself.
My bad Googler Grandma typed " Restaurants that sell fish and are reasonably priced,' and I died a little inside, who taught this woman how to search.
by ezekiel2800 March 4, 2010
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Bad Call

When someone insults you with an unfunny or old joke.
John: What did you do last night?

Bob: Your mom!!

*awkward silence*

John: Bad call, bro..
by Skully222 April 22, 2009
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Bad Shit

1. Weed spiked you nasty suff like kerosene.
2. The shit that a stranger gives you saying it's weed, when infact it's ethnobotanical (legal) shit.
- Dude, what the fuck is this shit?! I feel like shit!
- Man, I dunno... but it's some Bad Shit
by Ten_Hands December 15, 2011
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bad weed

Of or pertaining to a negative or unfortunate circumstance. Often used to describe an object or event that inspires a sense of foreboding or despair.
Tyrone: "I just found out that I caught herpes from my cousin."
Jamal: "That's some bad weed, man."
by Dr. Smiles April 9, 2008
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Bad beer

Any of a long list of beers consumed consistently from cans, usually offered from macro breweries for dirt cheap. Available in a wide rang of alcohol percentages, from the 3.5% in many lights beers, to such bad beer power houses as steel reserve, and high gravity weighing in at 8.1%. Bad beers are celebrated for their clutch delivery of a total enebriated state when consumed in mass quantity in a binge drinking situation. Contrary to what the name suggests bad beer is actually very enjoyable and refreshing.
Milwaukees Best is a quintessential bad beer due to its outrageous claims, watered down taste, over carbonation, and white trash appeal.
by BIG E of B-40 November 20, 2006
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bad girlfriend

basically described by the band Theory of a Deadman in the song "bad girlfriend"
My Girlfriend's a dick magnet, My Girlfriend's gotta have it
She's hot, can't stop, up on stage, doing shots, Tip the man he'll
Ring the bell, get her drunk she'll scream like hell.
Dirty girl, gettin' down, dance with guys from outta town.
Grab her ass, actin' tough. Mess with her, she'll fuck you up.
No one really knows if she's drunk or if she's stoned, but she's
Comin' back to my place tonight!
She likes to shake her ass, she grinds it to the beat
She likes to pull my hair when I make her grind her teeth
I like to strip her down, she's naughty to the end
You know what she is, no doubt about it
She's a bad, bad girlfriend!
by iSleep May 20, 2010
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Bad Melon

Melon that has been used previously for sexual purposes, usually a deep hole is visible for deviant practices.
Jacob: *searches through fridge* " Hey a melon!"
Josh: " Shit, no don't eat that, that's bad melon!"
by J-Pacey January 27, 2008
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