When an awkward ginger performs a rusty trombone on a Mexican while they eat a burrito, and the burrito is causing the Mexican to perform a throne of lightning on the Hawaiian, who then eats pineapple. The Mexican then performs a dirty sanchez on all of the participants. (optional)
Hungover man 1: "What happened last night?"
Hungover man 2: "Dude.. I think we had a Michigan pineapple burrito.."
Hungover man 2: "Dude.. I think we had a Michigan pineapple burrito.."
by 5 sandwich May 18, 2011

by phantasyscope September 29, 2011

The best burrito taco bell ever invented. It has flaming hot frittos in it.
Possibility of the shits but is great drunk!
Possibility of the shits but is great drunk!
by chinesetaco May 9, 2012

the sensation usually encountered after having chipotle. includes flaming burrito farts and bloody diarrhea.
by bitchezzandhoess August 18, 2010

Madi: OMG did he just walk in with those salmon colored pants?
Charlie: Um the worst part is that burrito dick.
Charlie: Um the worst part is that burrito dick.
by CASA BLANCA March 12, 2015

by Lulu6262 March 6, 2010

A New Jersey burrito is when two or four guys smother each other in dung from any animal, place cabbage all over each part of the body, and then slowly sucking on the lettuce pieces and listening to trap and/or Screamo Thrash Tech.
"Yo breh, I'm feelin a New Jersey Burrito tonight, you in?"
"Breh, breh, fuck yeah, can't wait to suck some cabbage off of you"
"Breh, breh, fuck yeah, can't wait to suck some cabbage off of you"
by LickinGoodCabbage July 19, 2016
