Name for Zayn Malik
'Hoe, Zayn Malik is like a flailing zombie these days dude.'
'Yep yep, too scared to sing outside a studio. FLOP junkie man.'
'Yep yep, too scared to sing outside a studio. FLOP junkie man.'
by 1dead November 02, 2019
A model citizen, and someone who we all should strive to be. Zombies don't hide behind their insecurities or lie to other people. They just want your brains. They don't need to exaggerate to make anyone feel better, but instead, being the upfront creatures that they are, make a bull run for your delicious flesh. They don't waste away life by making false friends, finding a girl or guy zombie only to be led on, and drinking their entire life to ease the pain. Nay, they do what they want (eating brains) at any cost, being shot in the head, blown up into a million pieces, being clobbered with blunt objects. But at the end of the day, battered and beaten, the zombie finds a way to moan and get on with his life. Isn't that the true secret to personal fulfillment?
Zombie 1: "Braaaaaaiins!"
Zombie 2: "Brains?"
Zombie 2: "Brains?"
by 73H L337 H4X0R!!1 November 04, 2010
by mathja March 10, 2016
Guy 1: Ohai, on fait quoi maintenant??
Zomby01: Allait, on vat a la kao élaimentalle.
Guy1: Omfg, zombyed....
Zomby01: Allait, on vat a la kao élaimentalle.
Guy1: Omfg, zombyed....
by itachi san1 November 30, 2009
Zombie- a human which has long deceased and has been reanimated by an unknown cause. Zombies can only be killed by dismemberment of their heads. A corpse must be mostly intact to become a zombie. To prevent an unneeded outbreak, I suggest you cremate any dead bodies.
Zombies cannot climb, if caught in an outbreak, climb on to a roof. Zombies also cannot swim, they do not need air to survive either.
If you are trapped in an outbreak, tight clothes and short hair are recommended.
Do not report zombies to the police, they could just be an escaped mental patient or a sleepwalker.
Zombies cannot climb, if caught in an outbreak, climb on to a roof. Zombies also cannot swim, they do not need air to survive either.
If you are trapped in an outbreak, tight clothes and short hair are recommended.
Do not report zombies to the police, they could just be an escaped mental patient or a sleepwalker.
Run! That zombie might eat you!
or
Uncle Fred died three weeks ago... what is he doing with the neighbor's cat?
or
Uncle Fred died three weeks ago... what is he doing with the neighbor's cat?
by 2JunGanMulligan April 01, 2010
Noun: (Zohm-bees)
Commonly confused as brain suckers. These originated from the religion of Voodoo. They are the dead brought back to life only in the body, while the soul is in torment. The only reason they walk the earth is to bite the living, who, once bitten also become a zombie. They are usually formed from a curse on a living person, who once dead will become one.
Commonly confused as brain suckers. These originated from the religion of Voodoo. They are the dead brought back to life only in the body, while the soul is in torment. The only reason they walk the earth is to bite the living, who, once bitten also become a zombie. They are usually formed from a curse on a living person, who once dead will become one.
Zombies? This is one hell of a bad trip...
Zombie: Can I eat your spleen
Living guy: No, fuck off
Zombie: Oh... sorry.
Zombie: Can I eat your spleen
Living guy: No, fuck off
Zombie: Oh... sorry.
by Josh Turnbull June 06, 2005
by Jojo Gaylord July 29, 2010