Keeping My/Your Balls Crossed

The act of hoping and wishing that the girl you want to have sex with actually will.. soon

(The worst pussy trap, is when you aren't getting pussy)

Keeping My/Your Balls Crossed

Friend: "So what's the deal with that girl you've been spending all your time on? Did you get laid yet or what?"

Response: "No not yet, but I'm keeping my balls crossed."

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Guy 1: "O man, I can't wait for Miranda Kerr to get divorced from Orlando Bloom so I can finally get a shot at her."

Guy 2: "I wouldn't keep your balls crossed on that one."

by TastesLikeLemons57 February 24, 2011

I’m just tickling your balls

Another way of saying, “I’m just playing.” or “I’m just kidding.”

Friend 1: Are you ready for the Chem test?
Friend 2: We have a Chem test!?!?
Friend 1: Nah, I’m just tickling your balls!

by Princess.Paola October 4, 2023

Go get your balls back

What is said to a guy who allows his pride to be taken from him chronically, often by a woman

Said to a wimp to encourage him to regain his dignity.

Man, you need to go get your balls back from her. You're being made to look like a fool!

Barak, go get your balls back from Michelle.

by LaughinJack July 11, 2011

Did your balls just drop?

A thing that tommyinnit says when somebody uses a deep voice changer.

Wilbur: *uses deep voice changer*

Tommyinnit: Did your balls just drop?

by EpicDoggo476 April 27, 2021

bury your balls in your butthole

to kick someone in the balls so

creepy guy "hey little girl want some candy"

little girl "shut the fuck up wierdo"

little girl kick the creepy guy in the balls

little girl "ha i just bury your balls in your butthole bitch"

by thebeatlesfan July 26, 2010

Pull Your Balls Out of Your Purse

Stop being such a pussy, and do it!

I said to jim,
hey jim, you need to pull your balls out of your purse and tell susan how bad you want to have rough, dirty sex with her.

by bring me the whorizon March 30, 2008

get your balls out of her purse

When one needs to retake control of his manliness because his girlfriend took his balls

Nathan needs to get his fucking balls out of Jessica's purse

Get your balls out of her purse bro

by Youn K July 17, 2016