by Self Circumcised May 11, 2019
Get the Wyoming Waterdipper mug.Wyoming is a ‘Fake state’ created by the Witness Protection Agency. Wyoming was a place setup for people with terrible pasts. If you are from the ‘State’ than you have most likely been involved in a traumatic experience and have been wiped of this memory via the U.S. Government
by Mc_Challenged June 26, 2019
Get the Wyoming mug.Related Words
wyolin
• Wyoming
• wylin
• wylin out
• Wolini
• Woolin
• wyling
• Wyoming, Michigan
• Wyoming Drunk
• Wyomingers
A town that nothing significant ever happens in. Others from the state of Michigan haven’t heard of it and assume you are talking about the State of Wyoming. The local high school is infamous for having their varsity quarterbacks peak in high school, and can often be seen the year after they graduate attending lame high school homecoming dances with girls who don’t relive how pathetic that actually is.
When they are 30 they realize that they haven't had a single exciting or interesting experience since their senior year. Despite being a large and diverse town, not one person of any importance has ever came from the town. The biggest accomplishment you can have is not getting pregnant or knocking anyone up before your 21st birthday.
The world would be better off if the town just disappeared in the mist. Know one would come looking for it. And the worlds amount of people with STD’s would be cut in half.
When they are 30 they realize that they haven't had a single exciting or interesting experience since their senior year. Despite being a large and diverse town, not one person of any importance has ever came from the town. The biggest accomplishment you can have is not getting pregnant or knocking anyone up before your 21st birthday.
The world would be better off if the town just disappeared in the mist. Know one would come looking for it. And the worlds amount of people with STD’s would be cut in half.
by Stacy’s Dad September 30, 2019
Get the Wyoming, Michigan mug.by WorldOfWozard November 3, 2019
Get the Wyoming mug.Wyoming, despite some people saying, does not exist. Its a rip in the space time continuum. Anybody that says they’ve gone there are lying.
“Have you been to Wyoming?”
by Legally Skilled October 5, 2020
Get the Wyoming mug.Washington DC has a higher population than the amount of people that live in Wyoming. Also the state has only two working escalators, as well as getting the least attention out of all the 50 states. ( The US government wants you to think this). Wyoming in general is a conspiracy to hide a strange pocket dimension where all your lost stuff appear. When a person sais there from Wyoming the US government probably implanted those memories into them.
Example 1
Person: I want to go to Wyoming.
Me: But Wyoming doesn’t exist, only what is lost goes there.
Person: I know, but I could see my dad again.
Example 2
Me: Who lives in Wyoming.
Person: I was born there.
Me: Do you have any memories of it.
Person: Yeah I do, the military people gave me my memories just like everyone else.
Person: I want to go to Wyoming.
Me: But Wyoming doesn’t exist, only what is lost goes there.
Person: I know, but I could see my dad again.
Example 2
Me: Who lives in Wyoming.
Person: I was born there.
Me: Do you have any memories of it.
Person: Yeah I do, the military people gave me my memories just like everyone else.
by RetardedAlien July 8, 2021
Get the Wyoming mug.The word Wyomingite means a person that is from the state of Wyoming or the one that has citizenship in that state.
by Mr Cock Smith April 7, 2022
Get the Wyomingite mug.