1 time changin 4 gym my friend came up behind me nd shouted WEDGIE so every1 in my class came and gave me a wedgie. They gave me an atomic wedgie nd den changed it 2 a hangin wedgie nd left me in their locker til after gym. wen dey let me down dey gave me a swirlie nd a wedgie at the same time. He did this 2 my other friend aswell so we got bak at my friend last time he slept over. We gave him a hangin wedgie na made him drink loads of water so he peed himself nd made him sleep in it. B4 we let him down we kicked him in the nuts nd den we gave him a swirlie. He hasnt given us a wedgie since but we keep doin it 2 him 2 make sure he dosent do it 2 us.
by Payback giver January 4, 2009
When a person grabs another persons boxers while they are still wearing them and painfully pulls them up as hard as they can.
I was given a wedgie by my friends and my boxers were pulled over my head. The 3 of them were spending the night for the next two weeks while my parents were away and didn't let me pick it out the entire time!! Every time I tried to, they would each kick me as hard as they could in the balls exactly 100 times while the other 2 held me down. It hurt like hell!!
by Chris December 28, 2004
I and some buddies (all seniors) were in the locker room when we spotted the three biggest nerds in the school. They played W.O.W. all day and talked about it at school. We noticed they had tighty whiteys. All five of us seniors dragged them to the toilets where we gave them swirlies. Then we gave them bondage wedgies by duct taping their hands and feet together after stripping them down to their underwear. We gave their underwear a strong yank each and then heard the P.E. teacher coming so we threw them in the supply closet (nobody goes there). We only had one period left so we knew they was "safe" there. The teachers didnt noticed their absence because we had huge classes.After last period we got our victims and threw them in our car. They were still wedgied and duct taped (and still only in they undies). We knew their parent were away so we took our time. At my house my parents were gone too, so the torture began. We gave them some real bad wedgies. From atomic to jock lock. Then we drew dicks on their face with sharpie. Then the GRAND FINALE commenced. We then duct tapped bags of warm water on their hands so they would piss themselves silly. We hooked one nerds underwear to the flagpole and left him up there. The other two were duct tapped together in a sexual position (one humping the other). We placed the gays in a park where the cool seniors hung out. We took tons of pictures!!! The flagpole nerd cried and pissed himself all day and we fed him a laxative. We did the same to the homo nerds and they crapped and pissed all over each other. I salute Freshman Friday!!!
by TheSenior September 21, 2009
when you are wearing some sort of underwear (boxers, briefs, tighty whities, thongs ect.) and pulls it very high so it rides up your butt crack. or in the front squishing a guys balls (also called penis, nuts, ect.) this is painful and most people love it. try giving yourself a wedgie at home or somthing while your alone!
my friends spent the night for the entire weekend and well of course i fell asleep first and well they put my hand in water and when i woke up i was in a hanging wedgie (where your underwear is on somthing that lifts you up off the ground completely) and scince if your hand is soaked in water while you sleep i was peeing myself the entire time in that major wedgie!
by Felix Smit November 5, 2005
a wedgie is where a a kids underwear such as boxers, boxer briefs and briefs are lifted up and lifted up ontop of their head. note: briefs hurt the most =( WEAR BOXER BRIEFS!!!! u will not get picked on and they dont hurt in wedgies.... boxers hurt!!!!!!
Last year in 7th grade i went over my friends house. His parents left... to get some things. so it was just me and chaud.. Chaud said 'hey, u wanna fly' i said ' what do u mean' and he then pansted me.. revealing my tighty whiteys... His older brother came and and took my pants off and ran away with them. then Chaud took my tighty whiteys and lifted them up and gave me a huge flying wedgie. He then put me on a hook in his room and hung ther efor 10 minutes... I had to beg for my pants back and i was to let chaud and his bro ball tap me 2 times each to get my pants back..Chaud never told anyone and hes still my best friend and ill get revenge I was up in the air!
by psudonm November 23, 2008
when someone grabs the waistband of your tighty-whities and lifts up, wedging the tighty-whities in between your butcheeks
by wedgie reciver December 4, 2005
An awesome prank to pull on nerds, achieved by grabbing the waistband of the victim’s underwear and lifting up with all your strength. This causes the undies to go up the nerd’s butt crack. Wedgies combine embarrassment and pain, with the exposure of the underwear and potentially butt cheeks as well as the pressure on the victim’s private parts.
The wedgie is often performed alongside other pranks, like swirlies and pantsing. There are also many variants of the basic wedgie, such as pulling from the front of the underwear or suspending the victim by their underwear. Anyone can be given a wedgie, but the prank is usually most effective on nerds (or geeks, dorks, dweebs, losers, whatever you call them).
The wedgie is often performed alongside other pranks, like swirlies and pantsing. There are also many variants of the basic wedgie, such as pulling from the front of the underwear or suspending the victim by their underwear. Anyone can be given a wedgie, but the prank is usually most effective on nerds (or geeks, dorks, dweebs, losers, whatever you call them).
One day I spotted this dorky guy having trouble opening his locker. I hadn’t messed with any nerds today, so I figured this was my chance. This dude had on a collared shirt tucked into high-waisted pants, and I was pretty sure I knew what kind of underwear he was wearing. I snuck behind him and grabbed the waistband - sure enough, white Hanes briefs. I yanked as hard as I could, and by the time he reacted it was too late. Everyone in the hallway was watching, and some of them started laughing. “Still in tighty-whities, huh?” I teased. The nerd begged me to let him go, but he didn’t stand a chance at escaping. I pulled harder, exposing the leg holes of his briefs. “Please stop! Owwww!” the dork whined, but I kept pulling. After lots of squealing, whimpering, and poor attempts at fighting back, I yanked his pants down, revealing his butt cheeks to the whole school. The nerd was crying by this point. To make matters worse for him, his undies had a big skidmark in the seat. I tore his shirt off so he was just in his tighty-whities, and I lifted him off the ground. That’s when the squeals got louder. What really completed the humiliation is when he cupped his hands to his crotch in a desperate attempt to hold his bladder, only to fail miserably, his undies flooding with wet, yellow piss. He’d definitely need some new Hanes. I left him on the ground, knowing that he would never forget this moment for the rest of his life. Never underestimate the power of a good wedgie.
by broncos502 March 14, 2022