upgrape

Forced upgrade.

After I held out for weeks, Facebook eventually upgraped me to the shitty new profile.

by Shark Anus January 19, 2011

upgraded trash

something or someone that is worthless, discarded, useless and or all of the above, but dresses and acts classier or more "upscale"

someone of zero class or moral standards yet has an arrogant sense of entitlement about them

She still looks trashy, but a more upgraded trashy if you will.

by madameQueenB August 27, 2013

ugprade

meaning an upgrade you don;t want

like the eternal demands to install a new adobe version, only 499MB, just to read pdfs!!!

(grr)
wle

hey
you
it;s been 2 days
ugprade your freaking adobe acrobat already!

by wlexxx2 February 21, 2014

Upgraded cuddles

The act in which two individuals are cuddling that leads to sexy time.

Last night Stephanie asked for some Upgraded cuddles while we were watching Netflix.

by Eternalness July 11, 2016

Get your license upgraded

Euphemism for getting a girlfriend.

Stems from the idea that upgrading one's probationary license to a full license signifies maturation; as would the entering of an 'adult' or legitimate relationship.

Dude, you should grow up and get your license upgraded.

What do you mean, I hardly drive.

No...dude you need to keep up on your lingo--get a girlfriend.

Oh.

by Philosofickle Carlos June 11, 2011