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you can't unfuck the christmas turkey

Another way of saying you cant undo something that's already been done. Can be said in a joke like way
You can't unloose the game you know, just like you can't unfuck the christmas turkey
by AsunaTododeku April 5, 2022
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Unfuckable-uhcable

A word used to describe an action that is not achievable at the time. Usually at a drunk stage when it seems like you can do something and are sure you can; so sure that there is no way you could mess it up. Usually used when drunk off Iced Tea and Ginger Ale or lemanade. (This could be used as a verb only when drunk; Sober it just doesnt make sense and just proves you are a stupid piece of shit of a person, not funny at all) Using this word out of context could bring mean you need a to get a new life.
Sober friend "Dude give me ur keys, u cant drive tonight, ur going to fuck us up."

Drunk Friend "Nah man, i aint drunk. i could still drive this shit all the way back to campus. i got this, its unfuckable-uhcable.(burp)"

Cop "Your under arrest. Driving drunk was be fuckable-uhcable of you. You guys are fuckin stupid."

Boy A "Are u goin to try to make water while your drunk, u shouldnt do that"
Boy B "Hells yea dude, its not that hard, its like unfuckable-uhcable-uhcable."
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unfuck buddy

by Rex Seimor September 6, 2016
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Klaas the unfuckable

Anyone named Klaas will forever be a virgin and will be hated for the rest of eternity
Klaas the unfuckable is trying to het a gf haha
by themarofdark November 22, 2021
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Unfuck

1. To take something that has been fucked up and reverse it. Usually unfuck implies that it was severely damaged prior to your action.

2. Reversing the regretful sex you had
I accidentally stabbed myself in the leg LARPing and the doctor had to unfuck my leg.

Great, Ashley, now I have to unfuck my makeup because you threw water on my face.

I wish I could unfuck my relationship.

Tom: I really wish I could unfuck that chick from last.
Bob: yeah bro. I'm pretty sure that was your cousin.
by Drpenispopper February 18, 2019
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unfuckable girl

A cute girl which don't havea vagina
Want to fuck that litte girl? You can't, because she's an unfuckable girl.
by GamerProoo June 3, 2022
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The Unfuckable

When an individual is so ugly/unattractive nobody wants to have sex with them.
My wife use to be smokin hot before her pregnancy, now she's got the unfuckable and I don't want to have sex with her.
by Mapache_98 March 22, 2022
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