monkeys and typewriters

No fucking chance, man. Even with infinite chances, time, and probability, it ain't happening.
"Did your team survive?"
"They were too inexperienced. You know, monkeys and typewriters."
by onebakedsnake October 06, 2021
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defective typewriter

Skipping the menstrual cycle
Rizzo: “I feel like a defective typewriter.”
Marty: “Huh?”
Rizzo: “I skipped a period.”
by Cowsforlunch August 23, 2022
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