Grudi Tong

"An Unquenchable Thirst for the booty."

That woman gave me a bad case of the grudi tong. I was so addicted to that booty, she couldn't get me off of her until 3 am.

by Mellowspurt February 3, 2018

Flesh tongs

Another name for your fingers.

James wasn’t able to pick up the lettuce for his taco with the regular tongs, so he used his flesh tongs.

by Wtrsthegreat November 14, 2018

hammer and tongs

a phrase that is used when someone is exerting their full effort at a given activity, usually of a sexual nature.

i walked into jethro's room last night and he was going 'hammer and tongs' on some bush pig he picked up.

i came home early from work yesterday only to find my flatmate going 'hammer and tongs' on himself in the living room.

by cam_theman December 23, 2006

Ting tong

Thai for stupid / idiot.

thai : i ting tong!.

english : you idiot!.

by Deexii September 21, 2010

Pooky Tong

It means: Get fucked cunt

If somebody get in your face and abuses you.
Your reply would be Pooky Tong

by Lostantenna March 14, 2009

Wong Tong

A plain old massive cock, johnson, penis, tallywhacker, wang, dick, willie, pink torpedo, schlong and/or twig and berries.

We're talking huge here.

Dude 1: "Ouch, what happened to your head?"
Dude 2: "Some guy's Wong Tong his me in the head in the locker room, gave me a cuncussion."
Dude 1: "Uff. Was he hard?"
Dude 2: "As a brick! He's probably gay."
Chick: "A shame."

by Everybody's Homefry June 10, 2008

Pang Tong

Pang Tong was a historical figure in the Three Kingdoms Period (189 - 265 AD) of Chinese History. He was nicknamed "Young Phoenix". A very strageticly gifted person, he was turned down advisory posts because he was very ugly. He eventually came to serve under Liu Bei.

by chriscollado October 6, 2003