Stevie : Dude Vlad's mum is like a bowling ball!
Gordon : how come?
Stevie : she gets picked up, fingered and thrown down the alley.
Gordon : how come?
Stevie : she gets picked up, fingered and thrown down the alley.
by Weeboss April 27, 2010

A Vlad petrariu has aids, if you ever see a Vlad petrariu do not make eye contact, don’t even speak to him, each human contact you have with this "thing " you will lose 50 brain cells, you may also get cancer,
Girl 1: Oh shit I see Vlad Petrariu, Ugh I just loses 50 brain Cells
Girl 2: oh no! Tell me when he is gone!!
Girl 2: oh no! Tell me when he is gone!!
by Janky Xiong December 7, 2018

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by Vlad hater #1000000 March 13, 2005

Vlad favorite letter in the whole wide world is IGREGA. He likes CAWS and likes Crab Rave an amazing quality sound. He is good boy but mean when he doesn’t get vodka. DAAAA
by CAWW January 6, 2019

Two mudcakes (or chocolate cakes) on top of each other with a chocolate frosting of your choice in between and strawberries on top.
by Andi Axring July 14, 2016

a stinky romanian who is stuck at plat 2 because he has no game sense. he also likes wanking off with razor blades glued to his hands. can never have a positive kd.
Girl 1 : "Oh my god! Robert Vlad is such a smelly boy, I love him so much!"
Girl 2 : "Eve shut the fuck up."
Girl 2 : "Eve shut the fuck up."
by ball licker 5000 January 17, 2022

by martinelcurdefier July 15, 2022
