Vern

A bad motherfuckin bitty who is deathly allergic to apple sauce and is an absolute party of a person. Owns a figurine of big foot and likes to roast her toe dogs on by the heater set to 90 degrees. Currently hyperfixating on sales tomato slices and spicy pickles. Salty asf.

WOW! Vern has taken edibles and is now typing this!

by Vern2bean January 24, 2022

Vern

A type of fart that makes the sound of the name Vern when it is farted and one hears it.

Gee, it smells like shit in here. I think I heard someone say Vern.

by Mr. Homophobia June 19, 2023

Vern

To ask a question

“What’s the vern?”

“Ehh nothin much just hangin with the bros”-

by anonymous November 25, 2021