Resetting the Universe

Some people state that Resetting the Universe is a difficult, epic task that not many take on.
You must first find Atlantis, then go to the Staples and find all the Easy Buttons and press every button until you find the one that controls the universe and once you press it; it will reset everything to the beginning of time.

' Bill and Joe traveled to Atlantis to find the Staples store that holds the reset button to the universe, that will make Resetting the Universe possible'
' How epic. '

by epicccc kid December 30, 2009

heatin' up the universe

A Wasted effort
Results are not worth the effort used.

C'mon Bill, stop heatin' up the universe, you know you can't push that crate by yourself.

by non was given November 17, 2004

dip master of the universe

also known as a dmotu, a dip master of the universe is a person who loves dip, and spends most their time talking about dip, or making dip jokes.

"Hey wanna come over and throw in a lip while we work on that Emily Dickinson essay?"

"More like Emily Dip-inson"

"Damn dude you're a real dip master of the universe aren't you."

"fuck ya"

or

"Dude I totally through in a lip during class today"

"Shit man you really are a dmotu"

by Dip Lover 420 December 6, 2009

Across the Universe

A great musical yet the writers ruined the beatles' fantastic songs.
5/10 movie

superb job to the actors

Modern Day teens watch this movie then say they want peace when actually they dont because they still use the words gay/fag/ and nigger which is extreme disrespect and hypocritical.

Across the Universe was such a great movie!

Across the Universe was super sweet! Let's try to be hippies now! omg they fag is so gay because he isn't a peace loving hippie like me!

by Freezetime0 April 18, 2008

Queen Bitch of the Universe

I was born bad and got worse. The Old Queen passed away and I've been holding the successor's seat for a while now. Since no one has been able to make me move over, I think I'll keep the crown.

I am the last person you want to screw with because I will eat you alive and pick my teeth with your bones.

I am often imitated but never duplicated.

I am the ultimate bitch of all bitches.

I out rank all other bitches and have been known to bitch slap them until they come to their senses.

I can go from 0 to 100% pure Bitch quicker than you can blink.

I can make a sidewinder in the Mojave look cuddly and cute by comparison.

I'm so tenacious that I make a rabid pit bull look like a quitter.

Hell hath no fury to match mine....

I didn't realize that RecentCoin was Queen Bitch of the Universe. She really does have the name tag. Maybe I shouldn't have pissed her off.

by Queen Bitch of the Universe July 10, 2007

...and so the universe began.

An exclamation following a flatulence that most likely contained large amounts of gas and particulate matter under heat and pressure.

A casual phrasing to laud one's expulsion of hot, moist and unsanitary bodily gasses.

After releasing a large, loud and wet volume of air from ones bowels, they may say "....and so the universe began."

See also "FudgeHorn!"

by Dry Rubber Chicken July 22, 2010

The biggest thing in the universe

your mom

Person 1: hey whats the biggest thing in the universe

Person 2: your mom

by DoomopolisYT December 17, 2020